Recent content by Plank of Wood

You mean people who don't want to take advantage of a young virgin who can die from the nasty germs on Shepard's dick? Or do you mean people who hate that Bioware took a potentially interesting and independent character from the first game and replaced her with some shy anime schoolgirl...

As someone who lives in London, who took part in the street clean-up afterwards and had a few favourite local shops absolutely wrecked I have to say: a lot of you people are talking absolute shite. I would clarify more, but I don't feel like internet arguing, to be honest.

For the people being all "Killjoys!", you should know that the 400,000 people who marked down as Jedi on their census was used to justify higher funding towards religious communities as oppposed to more secular ones. Jokes are funny and all, but this is srs bsns.

He ate my heart. He a-a-ate my heart. I feel no shame for liking this song. But if I did, it would be a lot of a shame.

Bros, I think you will join me in my bro-ment of mourning.

The Sun, source of FLAWLESS JOURNALISM since 1603.

This brightened my day a lot. Thank you good sir!

You know a game is good when it make Starship Troopers references.

The Jimi Hendrix reference made me feel warm and fuzzy.

I like Radiohead, but people need to stop refering to them as if OK Computer was the greatest album ever.

A tank from L4d. Oh lordy.

Overhead the ablatross hangs motionless upon the air... Every human being should hear "Echoes" at least once in their life.

"And so, we commend his body to the ages..." *... Rah rah, ah ah ah* Lulz were had.

Oh sorry, I didn't think you were refering to the latter part of that sentance. Whoops. To be fair, as the film goes on the animations make far more sense, considering you get more context. And the "Facists being 'Tools'" allegory was pretty clear from the start, though less intellegent...

Woah woah woah woah. Woah. No need to act like a dick. Besides, I wasn't refering to the story. I was refering to the near mind rape Gerald Scarfe animations. They make sense when you think about them, but on first viewing you think "What the hell was that all about?". And you got to...