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    Zero Punctuation: Ratchet & Clank

    As a fan of the PS2 era, the series was never GREAT at the story thing. RC1 is where ratchet and clank got most of their character development, with Ratchet being a straight up dick for portions of the game. Sequels weirdly spent way more time on villains. Backwards compatability has been a...
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    Top 10 The Legend of Zelda Games

    OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!! WHere is the LOVE for Spirit Tracks!?!?!? I haven't finished enough of them to make a complete 10 list, but here's my top 5. 5. Twilight Princess First 3D zelda I finished. Wonderful overworld and characters. I especially liked how immersive it felt. You start out...
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    Zero Punctuation: Gravity Rush

    As one of the mad people that played this on the vita, its nice to see yahtzee being uncharacteristically forgiving to this mess of a game. And he nails it. The game is a mess, but it manages to be a really charming mess. And even though flinging objects is finicky, its the only other worthwile...
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    Zero Punctuation: Battlefield: Hardline - Cops & Robbers

    Yahtzee, you were surprisingly not too down on this one. Thats rare.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dying Light - Yay, More Zombies

    I think the parkour in mirrors edge HALF worked. So I was shocked when I saw gameplay of Dying light and I saw that they had copied the half that DIDN'T work. Dumbassess.
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    Uncharted 4 May Not Run at 60 FPS Because "It's Really F---ing Hard"

    That's whats been blowing my mind lately. Hey developers, if you didn't burn all your power on textures and draw distance, maybe you could make the damn games run smooth. And here's nintendo with inferior hardware whipping the floor with you guys in terms of performance. Also, nintendo's...
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    Can SyFy's 12 Monkeys Reboot Work? Surprisingly, Yes

    As a fan of the movie, I reject this show on principle. It may be good. But the POINT of the movie was that you cannot change the past. So this show just misses the point of the original. And the show possibly being good is frustrating. I wouldn't mind this show so much if it WASN'T linked to...
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    The Honorable and Dishonorable Game Mentions For 2014

    Frankly, I had no interest in you reviewing Smash Bros. You reviewed brawl, it clearly wasn't your thing. So how would your opinion on the iterative sequel be of any use? It'd be like you reviewing more than 1 mario kart. I would say that what makes smash bros popular isn't the fan service...
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    Nintendo Will Make a Billion Dollars From Amiibo Sales, Claims Analyst

    Dear sir. Have you tried the L button? the L button is the dedicate grab button while R is the shield/dodge button. You can grab people out of shields, is what I think you have been doing. Good on ya nintendo. At this point, you are the only console worth owning. Ive got myself hooked up with...
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    Game Theory: Wii U is the New Virtual Boy

    Whoever is chosing what gametheories to put on the site should choose more carefully. This one was made a while ago and is clearly dated.
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    Watch People Hilariously Misidentify Smash Bros Classic Characters

    The ones that bothered me the most were the friends of that one girl who was doing pretty well. They were all "How do you know this?" Ummm.... did you not know your friend played video games? Why is it shocking to you that she knows things about her leisure activity?
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare - G.I. Joe Villain Kevin Spacey

    I have yet to see someone use the grappling hook in multiplayer.
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    Disney Debuts Live-Action Cinderella

    Well that was a boring trailer. Im sure the movie will look very pretty, but why does it need to exist? Maleficent, love it or hate it, was a different take on existing material. Seeing Sleeping Beauty is NOT a substitute for seeing Maleficent. This looks like a faithful retelling, with some...