Recent content by squidbuddy99

Atari? Really? You'd think she'd choose Dovakin, which is infinite times more awesome than Atari. It's like if someone went into labor while playing Super Mario Bros. and named their kid Sonic. Pick a game, lady! Then again, that kid will have the most awesome mom in gaming history, so I...

First, let me say that I am deeply sorry for all the Japanese lives that were destroyed by the tsunami. I cannot say that I have ever felt that kind of pain, so I wish absolutely no insult on them. That said, Capcom is full of crap. If the tsunami really did move back development, why not...

I'm really against Capcom right now. They treat their fans like sheep, forcing them to buy another version of a game, thereby making the original useless, just for some characters that could easily be sold as DLC. I don't care that there's some admitedly awesome characters, I'm not shelling my...

I hope these guys get caught way over their heads soon. At least Anonymous attacks people who might actually deserve it. Lulzsec is just causing thousands of gamers misery and deserve to be taken down a peg. There's a fine line between internet vigilantism and being a dick and attacking random...

"Hmm, where shall I make a request to murder my relative? I know! How about a site where everyone especially relatives of the person I'm trying to have assassinated can see and comment on it! The perfect crime!" OT: I really hope this lady posted her murder request as her facebook status.

The fact that the above user claims to have seen me before does not terrify me.

I just remembered the guilt-o-rama known as Shadow of the Colossus. You enter this world and systematically hunt down and brutally MURDER these ancient, sleeping parts of nature who want absolutely nothing to do with you, all for purely selfish reasons. Eventually I realized that I was...

Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times more delicious, than humans.

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

Oh crap, you just reminded me of the companion cube. He was my only friend, and he never was mean to me or threatened to stab me, but I threw him into an incinerator. I'm....I'm so sorry. *sobs*

The hell? I bought her a huge house in the city and gave her every chocolate, necklace, and random gift I could find, and she was still pissed off at me after I'd been gone for over a day! I bet she was cheating on me with you.

I need to find out more about his game, asap. Anything that wacky has to be better than Space Marine 3: The Revengining, Gray Edition.

Sure, we tell ourselves that the characters in games are only collections of data with no emotion, but sometimes games can really hit hard. When has a game made you feel like a horrible person for something you've done/will do? And did the game succeed in influencing your actions? For me, it's...

Oh my god, that is disgusting! What kind of sick maniac would ever serve feces as food? I would rather... Oh wait, the Japanese made it? In retrospect that's probably the sanest thing they've ever done. And that's not saying much.