Recent content by SteinFaust

feedest not yon trolls. they thrive on it. ignore them and they will leave you alone due to lack of lulz.

programmers got tired of people complaining that the Medkits are too far apart. keep em too close together, make the game too easy.

Freedom Fighters. story mode was great, and the multiplayer gametypes were very fun

every boss fight should have "Mortal Kombat" play. every scripted special weapon rampage should have "Where Credit is Do" from the Eat Lead OST

Operation Flashpoint: Red River. easily the worst game i have played in my 22 years alive. not only is it ugly, but the voice actors sound awful, the controls are unbelievably stiff and both team and enemy AI are worthless. good thing i work at gamestop, and can borrow before i buy because i...

dinner plate, fork, pork chop bone. gonna fuck shit up.

reviews can be bought. i rely on friends and personal hands-on playtime to make choices.

will still pound Horus Heresy novels till BL stops making them.

so it seems i went to the local favela to steal a rival player's .44 magnum... to shoot myself? damn that sucks coz i don't get a lot of headshots (:=X

I was walking around a Gamestop recently and I was struck by the sight of: EAT LEAD: THE RETURN OF MATT HAZARD the first actually FUN game i have picked up in about 5 years. the writing is hilarious, the lampooning is amazing, and the OST is FUCKING AWESOME.

in Damnation there was a sniper rifle that shot jets of boiling hot oil.

any bs language translator can tell you what it means. what it can't tell you is that i want to get a sledgehammer and give it that name.

an AC-130 "Spooky" gunship. if dropping a nut as myself feels good, what would it feel like to drop 105mm shell as a "Spooky"?

Barbecue lighter( jet, not open flame) bottle of Ronsonol rubber band x2 = Flamethrower. connect top and bottom to the lighter with rubber bands, so that the spout is above the flame jet. use the trigger to activate the jet. squeeze the Ronsonol. strength of squeeze= range/saturation.

on person: OD green/black Shemagh Wallet Keys Cellular telephone Handkerchief Punch Knife Buck Knives Multitool Mini Mag-Lite WH40k novel in pack: (permanent storage excluding daily use items like books/electronics) LED flashlight light first-aid kit chemical light x 6 Gold...