Recent content by The Rascal King

I have a ton of friends who are professional musicians, and when you hang around them enough you tend to meet big names. Three years ago I've talked to Ben Folds about macaroni for two minutes and I've high fived Mika after my friend opened up for him a few months ago. Other than that, My aunt...

Have you ever just heard a song so bad that it makes you think: "Why in the hell does this exist. WHY?!" Yet, you find great amusement in the music and trying to process what the fuck the artist was thinking when making it. Yesterday, my friends showed me this song and I cried from laughing so...

I recall fond memories of Kingdom Hearts boss fights. You think you're a badass at the end of the game and then you go back to Agrabah and see this ************... ...who effectively rips out your testicles, shows all the faces of your potential children, and then destroys your very being.

Really open areas, maybe? Dragon's Dogma proved open environments can be a grand 'ol time in paced combat. I say the series should switch it up and stop making me feel claustrophobic 24/7. Then again, the point of the series is to reveal the masochistic-like addiction of suffering in it's...

Either if you made a clever joke or grammatical error, that post warrants my love to you. Hey kid! Ever been stabbed? All jest aside I'll probably have to wait upwards of three years for this thing to come out but I am really excited for it nonetheless.

That whole last level took me about 2 days to beat. The minute The Stranger landed at the dam it was an endless nightmare of relentless hellfire with literally everyone gunning for your ass. That entire game was a hammer to my nerves, but it was like a really cool hammer.

This sounds like a cool plot to a one-off comic where someone investigates Batman and how he's able to thrive let alone survive in a world where villains can decimate him easily and finds out he actually does have powers but just uses technology and non-lethal weaponry(smoke bombs) to conceal...

Holy shit on toast, I agree with you 100%. I understand Ubisoft wants the Assassin's Creed world immersed in historical events but there has to be SOMETHING to justify this happening. Too bad we'll probably never see a cool protagonist like that.

Whining is bitching, and bitching is for bitches. Therefore, whining = *****. There, I did a math for you all.

I do not feel sympathetic whatsoever. Let those motherfuckers burn. Let's just hope that Anonymous doesn't puss out on a threat again.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance leaves me wondering how the shit I managed to waste 2 hours having fun managing my party and only fighting two small battles in that time frame. The game is a time machine that only goes forward, I'm telling you.

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As long as I can play as a Drell I don't care if the plot is about hugging every Elcor in the galaxy.

Not even considering the original trilogy or getting into the plot, the movie at the time of initial release was mediocre that aged into a shitshow. Piss poor editing, horrendously directed actors, nonsensical story structure. Just watching it over again recently I felt as though the movie had...

It's funny reading that article because now when I think about games that involve Americans involed in foreign conflict I just laugh because it's ridiculous how we love to focus on how righteous and awesome we are.