Recent content by TheMoatMonster

Thought he already was. OT: Acorn Computers didn't come back to life. I've been putting it on my Christmas list for years and years. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if this Father Christmas guy is actually real.

Not caring about the difference between "your" and "you're". I don't mind people who simply aren't AWARE that they're different, but the people who act like it doesn't matter really irritate me. Yes, thank you! I agree completely! Same goes for ass, and other silly Americanisms. An ass is a...

My little brother used to have a friend called Guy Fawkes. I'm not joking.

Portal 2 single-player. And I completed Hitman: Blood Money the day before that.

I sided with the mages and let Anders live, but only because I needed my healer for the final boss fight. If he'd been less useful, I'd have killed him without hesitation, due to all of his crazy.

Every single bloody kill, back when I played Soldier in TF2. I've since switched to Pyro, so I can't compulsively reload anymore.

1. Baldur's Gate 2 2. Morrowind 3. Mass Effect 2 4. Daggerfall 5. Dragon Age: Origins Really, I'll like anything by Bioware or Bethesda.

I'm a nerd because I have a collectible solid silver Captain Kirk coin, which was made for the 25th anniversary of Star Trek. I just wish that I had the Spock and Enterprise ones too, then I'd have the set.

My favourite drink was Coca Cola Orange, which you can't get in the UK anymore. Miss that stuff a lot.

Didn't Gears of War 2 do this? And Serious Sam, but all it's filter did was make the monsters bleed flowers and fruits. Also, sorry about the spelling. I had to. /britishtranslation

When playing Minecraft, I turned around after emerging from my hiding place after the first night, turned, saw a Creeper right next to me and shouted "Sh*tballs and chips!" before dying. At least I had something to chuckle about when I went to re-collect my stuff.

A cartoon Captain Kirk out to get me? Probably because I think the line on the back of his shirt is funny? If nothing else, Kirk has proven he's pretty good at killing people, so I'm dead.

This: http://www.escapistmagazine.com Badum tish! OT: I came for ZP, like almost everybody else. I saw the Pure Pwnage parody of it and the credits at the end mentioned it was based on a real thing, called 'Zero Punctuation'. So I looked it up and watched them all.

I'm not surprised at all. The moment you announce that you're trying to take on a huge name, you've already shot yourself in the foot. Look at all those 'WoW beaters'. Show me a screenshot this and then show me a screenshot of MW and I'd swear they were both from the same game. Perhaps if...

Wait, am I still on fire? Because this would be a great place to put the flames out by leaping into the water and . . . drowning. Jesus, what's next, 'You are on AIR'?