1 Weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse

[Biek]

Guns are not good weapons in a zombie outbreak unless you have an enormous supply of ammunition. I'd feel safer with a solid physical weapon like a (weighted) baseball bat, sledgehammer or axe. With staying away from the zombies as top priority to prolong your survival.

i swear that when i read "weighted" i thought you were going to say "companion cube" haha that would be awesome to have in a zombi apocalipse

a katana, definitly

Katanas are actually no good at all. Most of the katanas you find locally are novelty model not made for actual use. "real" ones need a significant amount of skill to use properly and bladed weapons generally need alot of maintenance.Their not as powerful as pop-culture likes you to believe.

 

[Kajt]

Spoiler

Minigun.

 

[WazzizFace]

Ironman's Suit and an infinite supply of Duracell Ultras

 

[HentMas]

Guns are not good weapons in a zombie outbreak unless you have an enormous supply of ammunition. I'd feel safer with a solid physical weapon like a (weighted) baseball bat, sledgehammer or axe. With staying away from the zombies as top priority to prolong your survival.

i swear that when i read "weighted" i thought you were going to say "companion cube" haha that would be awesome to have in a zombi apocalipse

a katana, definitly

Katanas are actually no good at all. Most of the katanas you find locally are novelty model not made for actual use. "real" ones need a significant amount of skill to use properly and bladed weapons generally need alot of maintenance.Their not as powerful as pop-culture likes you to believe.

well my friend, i actually do know how to use a katana, i am no master but i can safely say that against a zombi i would make it, also forget katanas, anything "sharp" enough to cut trough bones would be good, take away the head and its done

 

[ryai458]

The Standard Infantry Rifle - it never jams, is perfect for long range, and is endorsed by the U.S. government in the fight against zombies.

Now, shameful references to a fantastic novel aside (and points for knowing the novel in question must be awarded, I feel) personally, I'd probably go for a machete. It's functional, doesn't need ammunition and is, most importantly, pretty cool, since, if zombies take over the world, surviving is gonna be damn difficult, so I'll go for looks and never mind the horrible and inevitiable death that awaits me one way or another.

world war Z is the book you thinking of? oh and probably a halbred basically a axe head and spear point at the end of a 6 foot long pole use the spear point to keep them at bay and if they get close use the axe head

 

[rainman2203]

A nice, sharpened search button. Penetrates the skulls of zombies and lazy OP's with deadly efficiently. But seriously, crowbar.

 

[hailmagus]

Matt Parkman's Super-power. I would make them all just kill each other. There's got to be some intelligence left in them. Even birds know to move when a car's coming (most of the time)

 

[Peanut Butter]

not that i want to piss on ur tank idea but:

a)a tank is tehcnically a vehicle with multiple weapons
b) wot aobut fodd suplies and such like ud have to leave ur tank eventually!
and c)a common misconception is tht rpgs are an antitank weapon, they are actually meant for an anti infantry role, so tht data slightly biased.

 

[Najal]

Fireaxe. Doesn't run out of ammo, can be swung in a big arc, and would be useful for opening / jamming doors.

 

[Ben Legend]

Nuke.

how over used... a nuke which opens and shoots lots of mini nukes is the future my friend.


But my choice....

PACMAN!

 

[Deathsong17]

A "kill all zombies" button.

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

A Katana.

Max Brooks thinks it's the best. Who the hell are we to argue?

 

[Not Good]

Fully Upgraded Turret from TF2.

Infin Ammo and auto aim rape.

What if all the zombies are spies?

 

[damion559]

gimme dual swords and i kick all there asses

oh and they can cut through anything and they never break....and give me the power to never need to eat or drink or even breath(just in case the disease gets airborne)

 

[Heytred]

The U.S.S. Sulaco from 'Aliens' then I could nuke them from orbit, because it's the only way to be sure.

 

[Tsuki Tanaka]

Chuck Norris

I think we have ourselves a winner.

 

[ThreeWords]

Does a ladder count as a weapon?

If so, I'd just climb up to a high place and kick it down. Let's see the zombies figure that one out.

Seconded =D

 

[Xvito]

An orbital satellite that shoots light/heat and destroys all.

 

[tsb247]

The AA-12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhDPoVm74To

 

[Squedee]

a hammer or a shotgun