100 Things learnt from video games
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1. little kids stop playing fps games with any form of speech because as soon as you get killed you scream motherf*cker!
2. bullets hurt for 5 seconds then disappear
3. bullets evaporate on contact
4. DO A BARREL ROLL!
5. a toy gun can kill a horde of up to 10 zombies in 5 shots but when you use your flamethrower to the point it over heats you can't kill 1
2. bullets hurt for 5 seconds then disappear
3. bullets evaporate on contact
4. DO A BARREL ROLL!
5. a toy gun can kill a horde of up to 10 zombies in 5 shots but when you use your flamethrower to the point it over heats you can't kill 1
bah i really hate that one.. my really evil character who kills anyone who gives him guff in fallout 3 being powerless against some snot nosed kid.. bahCryofthewolf said:
you could kill kiddies in fallout 2
You can magically pull guns out of your ass (Almost any third person shooter)
If you have a couple of bullet wounds, chances are that you'll have to pull a steel pipe out of your stomach before you can yam a needle into your arm and magically fix everything. (Far Cry 2)
Dead monsters are not always dead (Dead Space)
People will not mind you walking around in their houses (Oblivion)
Guns jam all the time if you don't reload them fast enough (Gears Of War and Darkest Of Days)
If you have a couple of bullet wounds, chances are that you'll have to pull a steel pipe out of your stomach before you can yam a needle into your arm and magically fix everything. (Far Cry 2)
Dead monsters are not always dead (Dead Space)
People will not mind you walking around in their houses (Oblivion)
Guns jam all the time if you don't reload them fast enough (Gears Of War and Darkest Of Days)
See Resident Evil 4, they become WAAYYY more dangerous. At first you're just like,"oh, another average zombie, why waste the good ammo. Pistol time. BOOM HEADSHOT. ok, he sould be dead" then u go to kill something else, u turn around, and u get decapitated by the average joe zombie that failed to mention that upon being shot in the face it grew a scythe for a head after it lost its original one.Macgyvercas said:
Bathtubs are invincible in a world where everything is supposed to be destructible. (Bad Company)
Watch Unskippable's 'Infinite Undiscovery' and 'Star Ocean: Last Hope'Kuchinawa212 said:
All will become clear
Sooner or later in your life you ARE going to find yourself trawling your way through the sewers or visiting catacombs if you are to have a hope of saving the world.
Being an orphan is a sure fire way of getting roped into saving the world.
That the most lethal magic users in your party are going to die............. a lot!
That everyone you know can become a Jedi/Sith (KOTOR II)
That nothing can inspire such a high level of anger or frustration than a level you can't beat (especially when it can be easily beaten by an average 3 year old)
That resting in an inn can cure even death!
That though the general public will let you walk in and take their stuff, shops will still charge you earth for a sword you need to (wait for it) save the world and then you will find in the next area of the game for free!
That no matter what you buy, it won't be as good as the thing you took from the hands/paws/tentacles of the cold dead bodies of your enemies.
That the best equipment can be trumped by a simple + sign, as in +1 sword of wounding.
That for some weird reason the boss who has 65 million hit points to your 4,000 will only damage you by 500-1000 hit points despite semi conquering the world.
That bosses won't ever point out that 4 against 1 is unfair.
Being an orphan is a sure fire way of getting roped into saving the world.
That the most lethal magic users in your party are going to die............. a lot!
That everyone you know can become a Jedi/Sith (KOTOR II)
That nothing can inspire such a high level of anger or frustration than a level you can't beat (especially when it can be easily beaten by an average 3 year old)
That resting in an inn can cure even death!
That though the general public will let you walk in and take their stuff, shops will still charge you earth for a sword you need to (wait for it) save the world and then you will find in the next area of the game for free!
That no matter what you buy, it won't be as good as the thing you took from the hands/paws/tentacles of the cold dead bodies of your enemies.
That the best equipment can be trumped by a simple + sign, as in +1 sword of wounding.
That for some weird reason the boss who has 65 million hit points to your 4,000 will only damage you by 500-1000 hit points despite semi conquering the world.
That bosses won't ever point out that 4 against 1 is unfair.
Streets of Rage. Phone boxes are also a good source for knives and lead pipes.WildManBill said:
Dont forget that its fun to jump on turtles.
And there are Legless spiders, Wolves without paws, and mighty evildoers which actually have up to 5 heads . (nearly every MMORPG's loot quests)
And there are Legless spiders, Wolves without paws, and mighty evildoers which actually have up to 5 heads . (nearly every MMORPG's loot quests)
