2009 Darwin Awards Announced

[Marlun_42]

I wish idiots like that died in amusing ways more often. Gives my otherwise bleak existence joy.

 

[The Great JT]

Ah, the Darwin Awards, a celebration of the world's biggest idiots.

How I love it.

 

[Sonicron]

Thank you for removing your self from the gene pool.

Theres a cookie waiting for you in Ragnorak.

Yes I do belive in Norse mythology, its as valid as every other religion.

Good for you, but I think you got some stuff mixed up there... Ragnarök is the end of days in Norse mythology. I guess you meant Valhalla, the Golden Halls across the rainbow bridge, but to my knowledge only heroes and mighty warriors gain entrance there to take part in the feast at Odin's table - and I doubt any of the award winners qualify as either, no?

 

[similar.squirrel]

Hurray for Social Darwinism, the ideology of arseholes..

 

[Chaossebba]

im so proud to live in Belgium.

(btw i think the town name was "Dinant" not Dinat D

Fixed, thanks for the tip, Belgian friend.

Do you ever get mad when Zaphod Beeblebrox used your country as an expletive?

http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio10.htm

Leslie Nielson (sp?) also does it in scary movie 4, that scoundrel. (at around 0:57)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrC9Pe6Qmw4

However i can always simply reply with:

Spoiler: So what, we got BALLS OF STEEEEEEEL.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6702/atomium.jpg

 

[Jared]

Making society better one idiot at a time.

Huzzah to that!

Gotta love Darin and his laws!

 

[Americow]

These are always so great. Makes me warm inside.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Ah, I love the Darwin Awards.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Natural selection at its most hilarious.

I always love the Darwin awards

 

[internetzealot1]

This is undoubtedly damn funny, but something feels wrong about making fun of peoople for getting themselves killed...

 

[JWAN]

Aah I love these awards. Always a hoot.

I have 3 of the books (there might be more now) but they make great "crapper reads"

just as good as any war book if you ask me

 

[D4rkLigh7]

You guys are sick for finding this stuff funny ...

I hate people, and I REALLY hate stupid ones. The less stupid people there the less likely there will be more and then I or my children won't have to deal with them.

 

[DC1]

You guys are sick for finding this stuff funny ...

Thanks again, Jack Thompson!

 

[Alpha Centauri]

*monocle pops out*

My word some humans are more moronic than a retarded chimp

 

[traceur_]

You guys are sick for finding this stuff funny ...

Thanks again, Jack Thompson!

What? How is he Jack Thompson for thinking that?

 

[Amnestic]

You guys are sick for finding this stuff funny ...

Spoiler: It's a part of humanity

 

[DC1]

Isn't that his avatar? I might be mistaken.

 

[Azmael Silverlance]

ooh whoa but cmon just cuz it was a BMW doesnt mean it was a brand new shiny one. It couldve been a pretty old n bumpy. Or maybe they did it for the thrill....n got more than they bargained for
But blowing urself up and a whole building is a pretty ridicilous way to die especially during a robbery.

 

[Aedwynn]

I've always been curious if the deceased have already passed on their genes, do people go around and elimante the kids to ensure it never happens again...

No, we all just hope that the kid didn't inherit the "stupid" genes from the Darwin-worthy parent. Any future offspring would still have a chance to inherit the "stupid" gene, though - so a Darwin award is still valid if the Darwin recipient has already had children.

 

[qbanknight]

good riddance, the gene pool is better without them