Review: Naughty Bear

[John Funk]

Review: Naughty Bear

The teddy bears had a picnic, but they didn't invite Naughty Bear. So he murdered them all.

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[Sparrow]

Hmm. I was hoping for more than this. Seems it's a bit generic in lots of ways.

 

[Andronicus]

I saw the teaser, and it looked extremely generic from the outset. Actually, much of what Funk said comes as a surprise to me, as I had actually thought the game looked worse than what he made it out to be. I still won't be buying it though.

 

[Rayansaki]

seems like a good game to buy in 2 months for 10? from bargain bin.

 

[Jared]

Something to look at if its a slow month, and nothing else out...as well as when tis cheaper. A fun title, but, not something im going to run on out to purchase, so to speak

 

[dex-dex]

the games looks generic but nothing is cuter when a psychopath bear goes and kills his fellow bears

as a child it is how i wanted the care bears to actually act not just put out evil with lovely crap!

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Maybe I'm just wrong in the head but...this isn't nearly violent enough. I was expecting something on the level of Happy Tree Friends, this is just a bit tame for a game that revolves around violence.

The only thing that made me interested in this game doesn't look all that great.

 

[Unhappy Crow]

Sad. Even though I wasn't looking forward to this game, it sure is getting a lot of negative reviews. This is definitely something for achievements/trophy collecters to play during their break.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

I have decided, I will but this game for all my children... not that I have any, but when I do, I will buy them this and raise them right.

 

[copycatalyst]

Seems like Manhunt but with teddy bears. A sort of Bearhunt, if you will. In fact, they should have called it Bearhunt and put it in a bright orange box with a guy in forest camo on the front. It would have sold millions!

 

[Berserker119]

Geez this game is scary. Do not want.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I smelled suck from the first trailer...

My radar's not perfect, but I saw the rest of 505 Games' (the publisher of NB) lineup on the shelf.

Naval Assault. Morph-X. Crap. Crap.

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

Points for realizing that evil is some times fun. The laying traps, scaring and going insane thing kinda reminded me of Ghost Master, which is a game where you scare mortals with ghosts to make them perform tasks and solve puzzles for you.

 

[Timbydude]

Call me crazy, but I just never found humor in the whole "cute woodland animals die in horrific ways" thing.

 

[LordBag]

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[Not G. Ivingname]

Review: Naughty Bear

The teddy bears had a picnic, but they didn't invite Naughty Bear. So he murdered them all.

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Yeah... that looks like a nice, cheap download, not a nealry full retail.

By the way, is somebody else going to review the multiplayer?

 

[William Dickbringer]

I smelled suck from the first trailer...

My radar's not perfect, but I saw the rest of 505 Games' (the publisher of NB) lineup on the shelf.

Naval Assault. Morph-X. Crap. Crap.

from the trailer? I smelled suck with the name of the title

 

[Samsont]

Man, I was looking forward to this but now... Well I might get it when people start returning it so I can get it cheap. It may not be worthy of being called a good full game, it still seems like a good way to pass the time, and get some laughs while you're at it