6 word game descriptions.

[lacktheknack]

OP: Grand Theft Auto in North Korea.

Actually no idea. O_O

OT: You're all alone in an MMO.

 

[dagens24]

Break blocks. Build shit. Fight monsters.

 

[mjc0961]

Wow. Can't believe The Escapist took so long to work out Okami. Shame on you.

They would have gotten it if he said "Like Legend of Zelda but worse" which is far more accurate. Also Okami isn't really like Legend of Zelda all that much, so that didn't help either.

He should have said "Overrated dog shit with broken controls", then we would have all known instantly what it was.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Watering cans are dangerous, you know.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

Break blocks. Build shit. Fight monsters.

I'm going to guess

Spoiler

Minecraft.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

Man climbs, grinds, and avoids baths.

Uncharted 1-3

Not the game I was describing, but it was a good guess. Care to guess again, or would you like the answer?

Uhhh, I'm stumped.

It was inFamous 1/2. In case you haven't played it, the "avoids baths" part refers to the main character's inability to be submerged in water because of his electric powers. Uncharted really was a good guess, though. It also would have fit.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

OP: Grand Theft Auto in North Korea.

Actually no idea. O_O

OT: You're all alone in an MMO.

Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*I am created by the slumber

*A two-person puzzler of cute

*Decent boardgame, pretty awful action movie

*The toys are alive with creativity

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

I have a couple;

This dragon wasn't born, but made.

The first of four, the template.

A corrupt cop, an imprisoned brother.

 

[Remus]

*Decent boardgame, pretty awful action movie

Battleship. Perhaps the cheesiest of cheesy PG action flicks I've ever seen. It practically shouts 'MERICA in every scene.

 

[YingDerpington]

ALL OF THE SNIP

Can't believe no one guessed number 4... It's obviously Rome Total War, popped into my head the second I saw it. The hint refers to Medieval TW 1 and 2

 

[FalloutJack]

Hunters versus Shadows, Neutrals in between.

Who knew that Reynolds ran things?

Man, this guy is Big McLargeHuge.

Engrish shooter, giant robots, CYBORG BABY!

George Takei takes over the world!

Featuring John De Lancie and physics.

kicked out for a WATER CHIP.

This is war! In its entirety!

What kinda' lame power is heart?

Kill humans and pull their brainstems.

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey video game.

Classy one-liners and a boomstick.

 

[tonyh900]

So can we guess others descriptions?

Spoiler: Daystar is thinking of...

Darksiders

Here's mine.
Grand Theft Auto: Yojimbo Edition

Not hard to guess, I know.

Yes you can guess I just don't want people giving out the name before the description i want it to be a challenge

 

[A Weakgeek]

Your knowledge of the land will be great.

 

[socialmenace42]

Oh Oh Oh! I have one!

Guns guns guns guns guns guns

Too vague? try this: the sequel; it's a little different:

Guns guns guns guns guns guns2

 

[tonyh900]

I have an easy one
Gun to your head enemies dead

Persona series mainly 3

 

[MeChaNiZ3D]

Kill things, make equipment, repeat.

Retrieve heart from patient dragon.

Pretend choices will matter, disappointment.

Flee into basement, fight mutant siblings.

Get lightning weapon, invade Undead Parish.

Run into walls, exit other walls.

9 different sized men model hats.

 

[socialmenace42]

Grand Theft Auto in North Korea.

Mercenaries! Still one of the best open world experiences I have ever played. such a shame the sequal was so awfull...

 

[tonyh900]

Humans rip off body parts easily

 

[Tactical Pause]

Hm, as I would only embarrass myself by attempting to answer anyone else's riddle, I shall simply pose my own. (It's easier than it looks)

"Poorly optimized Russian fights frozen spidermen."