6 word game descriptions.

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Kill things, make equipment, repeat.

Spoiler

Minecraft or XCOM

Retrieve heart from patient dragon.

Spoiler

Dragon's Dogma

Pretend choices will matter, disappointment.

Spoiler

Mass Effect 3

Flee into basement, fight mutant siblings.

I've absolutely no idea...

Get lightning weapon, invade Undead Parish.

Spoiler

Dark Souls

Run into walls, exit other walls.

Spoiler

Portal

9 different sized men model hats.

Spoiler

Team Fortress 2

Was any of that right?

OT:
"President fights traitor in giant mech"

"Hit robots with wrench in space"

"Cardboard boxes are totally inconspicuous, right?"

 

[bossfight1]

"Smooth narrator while you kill things."

"Zombie game less focused on zombies."

"A normally great story ends horribly."

"Killing, looting, grinding, raiding-- SERVER OUTAGE."

These might not be so hard.

 

[mitchell271]

Break blocks. Build shit. Fight monsters.

Minecraft!

"Smooth narrator while you kill things."

"Zombie game less focused on zombies."

"A normally great story ends horribly."

"Killing, looting, grinding, raiding-- SERVER OUTAGE."

These might not be so hard.

Bastion

Resident Evil 6

Mass Effect 3

Diablo III

Kill things, make equipment, repeat.

Monster Hunter?

New Ones!
Eldrich demon is the new hero.

Blonde guy kills space pig alot.

Man rescues princess by jumping subversively.

And here's an easy one...
"I never asked for this." - A.J.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

DRAUGR DRAUGR DRAUGR DRAUGR DRAUGR DRAUGR

Definately easy, but made me lol.

OT: I need a fucking save-bathroom.

 

[mitchell271]

GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK.

Pretty obvious I guess.

This is no place for a horse.

Again, pretty obvious.

War jet passenger simulator.

(I dare you to figure this one out.)

God of War

I have no idea what the second one is...

Battlefield 3? And if it's the level I'm thinking of, it was really dumb.

 

[Pink Gregory]

Oh, this thread was made for me!

...

"Chatting, shooting and fucking in space."

"Falling off buildings in first person."

"Dead chick, giants and a horse."

"Pawn, kindly shut the fuck up."

"Teleportation turns assassination into child's play."

"Jogging through woodlands until getting sniped."

"Two naked bleeding men in Shanghai."

"Inflatable duck, tongs and a bandaid." (Have to have played it to get this one.)

"No choice but to use incendiaries."

"Smaller breasts, less puzzles, more firefights."

"Stubble, banter, antiques and excessive homicide."

"Zerg on, zerg off, zerg on..." (Way too obvious, I know.)

"Quit feeding you fucking worthless ******!"

"Lovely graphics wasted on flavourless pap."

"Jenny is dead, get over it."

"Why must I brutalize anthropomorphic animals?" (Kinda obscure.)

"You nearly scared my dick off!"

"The microtransaction really don't ruin it."

...

Alright, I'm all out. Have fun.

*rubs hands*

Mass Effect

Mirror's Edge

Shadow of the Colossus

Dragon's Dogma

Dishonored

Day Z

Kane and Lynch 2

..nope, stumped

Spec Ops

Tomb Raider

...uhh...

Starcraft

DOTA?

Crysis?

Kane and Lynch?

Dust: An Elysian Tale?

Amnesia?

Dead Space 3

 

[Pink Gregory]

"Aliens now. You are profoundly fucked."

 

[piinyouri]

Flee into basement, fight mutant siblings.

Spoiler

Binding of Isaac!
Mutant siblings indeed.

 

[Quazimofo]

Who knew that Reynolds ran things?

Featuring John De Lancie and physics.

kicked out for a WATER CHIP.

This is war! In its entirety!

Kill humans and pull their brainstems.

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey video game.

Classy one-liners and a boomstick.

Couldn't name most of these, I guess I need to expand my gaming collection a bit. So Editing out the ones I have little idea...

Saints Row the Third

Quantum Conundrum?

Fallout (the original)

Total war (either Rome, Shogun 2, or Medieval 2, because those 3 are the best ones)

Destroy All Humans

Wasn't aware that there was a doctor who game made (i.e i dont actually know this one)

Evil Dead: forgotten subtitle

 

[bossfight1]

"Smooth narrator while you kill things."

"Zombie game less focused on zombies."

"A normally great story ends horribly."

"Killing, looting, grinding, raiding-- SERVER OUTAGE."

These might not be so hard.

Bastion

Resident Evil 6

Mass Effect 3

Diablo III

Bastion and Mass Effect 3 were correct.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Grand Theft Auto in North Korea.

Mercenaries! Still one of the best open world experiences I have ever played. such a shame the sequal was so awfull...

I loved the first game and tried playing the second on the PS2, finding it very glitchy and some missions nigh impossible. Never knew if it was a bad port or the game sucked console regardless.

 

[DotSlash]

I'll get into this..

- I swear it's not a lightsaber.

- Fuck gravity and logic, it's tricky!

- So much loot, so little time.

- Dig Dig Fight Wall of Flesh.

 

[XzarTheMad]

I'll get into this..

- I swear it's not a lightsaber.

No More Heroes?

- Fuck gravity and logic, it's tricky!

Dead Space? Either of them. Or it could be Antichamber, I guess.

- So much loot, so little time.

Borderlands 2, Torchlight 2 or Diablo 3.

- Dig Dig Fight Wall of Flesh.

Terraria.


Mine:
Ink, guns and too many herbal drugs.

 

[JagermanXcell]

*Survival Horror survival horror not included

*Need explanation? How about those Nanomachines? (Too easy)

*Prepare to Die less you casuals

*Who needs style when @#$% you

*Symbolism with anime and light sabers

*Stop cheer leading there are zombies!

*Gotta go seemingly fast in 2006

Resident Evil 6

MGS4

Dark Souls 2

DmC: Devil May Cry

No More Heroes

Lollipop Chainsaw

Sonic '06

Good work, #6 was supposed to be Zombies Ate My Neighbors, but good answer anyways.

*Making friends makes you a Demi-God

gut reaction, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic the game?

Persona 4, but yeah, they're about the same.

 

[JagermanXcell]

Man climbs, grinds, and avoids baths.

Uncharted 1-3

Do all the drugs, kill things

Hotline Miami or NARC

*Making friends makes you a Demi-God
Persona 4?
*And then she whined The Baby
Metroid Other M
*Your lying! I'm sorry about that
L.A. Noire

All correct, you win nothing but love and respect.

 

[Glen Shepherd]

I was trying to make this a bit more difficult.

"Exiles don't like genocidal home invaders"

 

[DotSlash]

I'll get into this..

- I swear it's not a lightsaber.

No More Heroes?

- Fuck gravity and logic, it's tricky!

Dead Space? Either of them. Or it could be Antichamber, I guess.

- So much loot, so little time.

Borderlands 2, Torchlight 2 or Diablo 3.

- Dig Dig Fight Wall of Flesh.

Terraria.


Mine:
Ink, guns and too many herbal drugs.

Right on all accounts except the second one, though both work in a sense. I was actually going with SSX Tricky.

Gonna guess Okami for yours.

 

[Mikejames]

"Strange summer camp exploring people's minds."

"Zombie game less focused on zombies."

"Argue despite zombies, lots of tears."

I was trying to make this a bit more difficult.

"Exiles don't like genocidal home invaders"

Kind of want to say KOTOR 2?

 

[Glen Shepherd]

"Strange summer camp exploring people's minds."

"Zombie game less focused on zombies."

"Argue despite zombies, lots of tears."

I was trying to make this a bit more difficult.

"Exiles don't like genocidal home invaders"

Kind of want to say KOTOR 2?

Nope, I will be pleasantly surprised if some one gets this.

 

[Bazaalmon]

I was trying to make this a bit more difficult.

"Exiles don't like genocidal home invaders"

Space Pirates and Zombies?

Here's some:
1. Beware the man in the suit.
2. Burn things. Buy stuff. Burn it.
3. I must get my underpants back!
4. Humans are bad, not the orcs.