A character you DON'T want to be.

[Jonluw]

Being Dante would probably suck pretty bad, what with hell and everything.

Edit: Also, Soap mcTavish. At least on veteran difficulty.

There are 2 Dantes that fit your description: the one from
Devil May Cry series and the one from Dante's Inferno.

Oh, right. I was thinking of Mr. Alighieri.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

....The exile from KOTOR2

Let's see, Exile, force to be hunted, can't have sex and OH, betrayed, 3 times no less.

 

[William Dickbringer]

any protagonist from the silent hill games imagine the psychological trauma they go through

 

[Viivrabe]

the guy in the red shirt... or with a mask on covering his face (thats not main char of course)

 

[SoranMBane]

Anyone from Dead Space, especially if they're NOT Isaac Clarke, because Isaac at least has the curb stomp of doom, power armor, and an arsenal of "mining tools" on his side. Everyone else might as well be wearing dinner bells around their necks. Also Soap MacTavish, because

Spoiler

watching Griggs' and Gaz's deaths was hard enough from the comfort of my own home, much less having to watch them for real. Plus, being stabbed, curb stomped, and then having to PULL THE KNIFE OUT MYSELF so I can throw it at somebody? Fuck that.

Then again, I guess being almost ANY video game character would be pretty sucky, especially if they exist in some sort of shooter

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Kratos from God Of War,
He has died 3 times and goes through more abuse than several gods can handle in between those deaths.

 

[Giest4life]

Gordon Freeman. I can't imagine being in that guy's shoes: everyone around you is an idiot, everything around you falls apart, and then everyone proposes the stupidest solutions to the shittiest problems.

No matter how tempting the Gravity Gun is, no toy is worth that.

 

[MrDarkling]

Chell from portal.

I'm not good with heights and I'd probably puke half way through portal flight.
That and there really is no cake...just fire...lots of fire

also:

why?
You know why.

 

[Ithos]

Chell.

 

[Giest4life]

The Protagonist(thats his name),
lets see,
cant talk,
stuck in a f*cked up world,
forever forced to practically kill himself just so he can kill the absoloute god with a gun given to him by the false angels.
and put into annoying side dungeons goddammit.
(a cookie for whoever knows what game Im talking about)

GORDON FREEMAN! He's my pick, too.

 

[Daxus13]

Any gnome bard....which for some reason in DnD I'm currently playing

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Any NPC. Your either cannon fodder for the protagonist, invincible but extremely stupid to be of any use, or just.. die in any random chaotic situation. Tough existence.

 

[Ryuo]

Anyone from Silent Hill... Now that would suck badly >.>

This is perfect.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

The Protagonist(thats his name),
lets see,
cant talk,
stuck in a f*cked up world,
forever forced to practically kill himself just so he can kill the absoloute god with a gun given to him by the false angels.
and put into annoying side dungeons goddammit.
(a cookie for whoever knows what game Im talking about)

GORDON FREEMAN! He's my pick, too.

Nope,
good guess though(I think...)
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!!!

Spoiler: this is the answer

EDIT:
fixxed the spoiler, sorry.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Roxes off KH2 would be bad I mean learning you don't exist then having to listen to soras voice all the time...
Or maybe rikku of them, but that was his fault.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

Most of them really. Too much pain, and since there's always a restart point, life would become an endless cycle.

A shorter list would be what characters I would want to be. My number one would be a Pokemon Trainer; even though I'm not a big fan, I would never get hurt, I'd have a whole bunch of powerful monsters at my beck and call, and I'd get all the glory they earn. It would be like being an equestrian rider.

 

[Infernai]

Being ANYBODY from Drakengard 1 or 2..seriously anyone from that universe is destined to have a bad existence, as badass as some of them are.

Also Tidus, Vaan, Panello, Hope, Cait Sith, and...basically any other annoying asshats from the FF universe.

Being Dante would probably suck pretty bad, what with hell and everything.

Technically it wouldn't Suck to badly, considering your a part demon devil slayer with an excellent lineage, two guns and a sword..plus the ability to kick so much ass and just laugh in the devils face would make all of it moot. Atleast, thats just me...being dante wouldn't suck TO much.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

Aquaman!

 

[Kwaren]

I would hate to be

Spoiler: Gears Of War 2 Spoiler

Ben Carmine when he got eaten..

 

[Giest4life]

The Protagonist(thats his name),
lets see,
cant talk,
stuck in a f*cked up world,
forever forced to practically kill himself just so he can kill the absoloute god with a gun given to him by the false angels.
and put into annoying side dungeons goddammit.
(a cookie for whoever knows what game Im talking about)

GORDON FREEMAN! He's my pick, too.

Nope,
good guess though(I think...)
NO COOKIE FOR YOU!!!

Spoiler: this is the answer

EDIT:
fixxed the spoiler, sorry.

Damn, I had even heated my glass of milk and had already tweeted about it.....