After staring at the massed group with incredulous horror, my first question would be, "And you arrived at this conclusion how?"
If they managed to convince me of my godhood with something approaching logic, I'd give them some benevolence: The price of being my follower is $2.00 Canadian per week, payable in advance if desired, but cash donations only please and thank you. If they really want, they can meet at my house on Saturday nights to pay their dues, sing whatever songs they feel appropriate, and no, I won't always be there, leave the donations in the candy dish, don't break anything, don't fuck on the couch, stay out of the bedrooms, and BYOB.
Once those dues are paid, go forth, my followers, do as you please (except at my house) and harm none in doing so. If I hear of my followers shedding blood or picking fights in my name, I'll come down on the offenders with fuuuuurious anger and a rolled-up newspaper. Probably a Sunday one.