A Declaration of War

[The White Hunter]

Coward.

No league member can be harmed by cute things.

Merely being in your presence should cause their rapid decay, forcing them to rot to nothingness in seconds.

You fool!!!

The Funns have exploited the Injustice League's propensity for backstabbing!!! Half our leaders are prancing about and laughing like maniacs at how they'll take over the League once the others have been weakened or eliminated!

You call me a coward? I'm a combat pragmatist!!! We defeated ourselves even before they brought in Pink Princess and cavalry charged us!

We've been overwhelmed, I tell you!!! Were you even present on the last page when individual Funns unleashed more gifs and memes in a single post than we have throughout the entire war?!?!?

Don't you get it?!? Don't you understand?!? They're using Jedi vs Sith tactics---we're the Sith AND THE SITH ALWAYS BETRAY EACH OTHER!!!

The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!! The Power of Tropes compels you!!!

See, I still stand, we are not yet defeated and they are yet to so much as distract me.

They can't take my tower with waifus.

And I'm more of a chaotic neutral than doing that silly sith thing, I just like watching things break down.

 

[Basement Cat]

See, I still stand, we are not yet defeated and they are yet to so much as distract me.

They can't take my tower with waifus.

And I'm more of a chaotic neutral than doing that silly sith thing, I just like watching things break down.

I admire you capacity to stand unshaken by the frilly pink cuties. I do indeed, Sir.

*respectfully salutes Hunter*

But my minions are stained pink and many are sick from biting opponents who taste sweeter than concentrated sugar. Oh, the inhumanity!

Basment Cat is officially summoning his minions away from the battle and retreating back into the Darkness. It's going to take WEEKS to get all of the pink hair dye and cutesy ribbons off of them.

*gags*

 

[JoJo]

I'm sure your shotguns and pistols will be highly effective against high attitude drone strikes. And drone strikes there will be, did I mention that a large portion of the plan involves brainwashing the U.S. military to be the League's ultimate henchmen and women? Well, I did now.

Then you will force me to deploy my ultimate weapon: THE USS GEORGE W. BUSH!!!!

She has already proved her worth by destroying an entire invasion force of Nazis from the Moon, without taking so much as a scratch. Two Rail Guns, 8 Point defense cannons, and a stockpile of Tomahawk Missiles, she will destroy your shit. And this isnt even including my forces, who are so Loyal to Ol' Glory they are immune to brainwash

*sidenote* Considering the One-upsmanship we have been having here, This video is relevant. [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IHQr0HCIN2w]

Will it claim we have WMDs as a shady pretext to destroy us? Of course we'll up to our ears in WMDs and various doomsday devices here in the IL but that's besides the point.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

You know, all jokes and other things aside, if the two sides of this conflict ever joined forces against a common enemy, I imagine the internet onslaught of the two combined forces...

 

[Basement Cat]

You know, all jokes and other things aside, if the two sides of this conflict ever joined forces against a common enemy, I imagine the internet onslaught of the two combined forces...

You're absolutely right. If the UN Group and the Injustice League joined forces in say .. taking down the Brovengers .. the forums would probably shake from our frontal assault. No pause, no hesitation, not one second to rest- the Group opposing us would get the biggest beat down of a life time. This is why I do not wish to 'destroy' the Injustice League if the UN Group wins.

They are after all, still our allies despite backstabbing us lol.

We're open for a truce.

As The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs I FORMALLY recognize your offer of parlay, Caramel Frappe.

Other members of the IL shall balk, yes, but our "Leaders" have spent more of their time infighting than waging war against you Funns.

I, Basement Cat, The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs, do formally accept your invitation to parlay for the purpose of settling a Truce.

Especially if it means our working together against others. The Brovengers? I'm a member of the Brovengers...but...they don't trust me...[small]they never trusted me[/small]...*sniffs*...

[sub][sub][sub]REVENGE!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

You know, all jokes and other things aside, if the two sides of this conflict ever joined forces against a common enemy, I imagine the internet onslaught of the two combined forces...

You're absolutely right. If the UN Group and the Injustice League joined forces in say .. taking down the Brovengers .. the forums would probably shake from our frontal assault. No pause, no hesitation, not one second to rest- the Group opposing us would get the biggest beat down of a life time. This is why I do not wish to 'destroy' the Injustice League if the UN Group wins.

They are after all, still our allies despite backstabbing us lol.

We're open for a truce.

As The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs I FORMALLY recognize your offer of parlay, Caramel Frappe.

Other members of the IL shall balk, yes, but our "Leaders" have spent more of their time infighting than waging war against you Funns.

I, Basement Cat, The Injustice League's Official Minister of Lynch Mobs, do formally accept your invitation to parlay for the purpose of settling a Truce.

Especially if it means our working together against others. The Brovengers? I'm a member of the Brovengers...but...they don't trust me...they never trusted me...*sniffs*...

[sub][sub][sub]REVENGE!!![/sub][/sub][/sub]

Though I consider myself a lone wolf amongst the battling lions in this virtual jungle, may I suggest causing subtle discord amongst your enemies, if you are comfortable with such a tactic?

 

[Elfgore]

As a one of the elite four of EUNOPF, I demand an unconditional surrender! I will accept no less... even if I have to go rouge. *dashes off into the night*

 

[Basement Cat]

As a one of the elite four of EUNOPF, I demand an unconditional surrender! I will accept no less... even if I have to go rouge. *dashes off into the night*

Save it.

We're in the Forum Games now. Topaz has struck.

The rest is boring.

 

[Elfgore]

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Because the thread got moved to forum games, we're just ending it? Seems a little... silly. And how do we know Topaz did it?

 

[Basement Cat]

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Because the thread got moved to forum games, we're just ending it? Seems a little... silly. And how do we know Topaz did it?

I am Basement Cat. I know.

Topaz did it. It isn't even a question, truly.

I'm sorry. He's like this. -_-

 

[JoJo]

Save it.

We're in the Forum Games now. Topaz has struck.

The rest is boring.

The battlefield is irrelevant, the war shall continue regardless! I am pleased to announce that all our doomsday weapons are aimed at EUNOPF's home planet and being prepared to end this war once and for all. Firing up, 3, 2 1...

Spoiler: ...

Mission success, now quick to leave this thread before the blast wave hits us!

Spoiler: Off we go

 

[Barbas]

Save it.

We're in the Forum Games now. Topaz has struck.

The rest is boring.

The battlefield is irrelevant, the war shall continue regardless! I am pleased to announce that all our doomsday weapons are aimed at EUNOPF's home planet and being prepared to end this war once and for all. Firing up, 3, 2 1...

Spoiler: ...

Mission success, now quick to leave this thread before the blast wave hits us!

Spoiler: Off we go

:/ Huh. Not much of a blast wave, o Master of Disaster.

The Death Star set off a bigger bang than that lot. Did you go Marcus Munitions like I totally didn't suggest?

 

[JoJo]

Save it.

We're in the Forum Games now. Topaz has struck.

The rest is boring.

The battlefield is irrelevant, the war shall continue regardless! I am pleased to announce that all our doomsday weapons are aimed at EUNOPF's home planet and being prepared to end this war once and for all. Firing up, 3, 2 1...

Spoiler: ...

Mission success, now quick to leave this thread before the blast wave hits us!

Spoiler: Off we go

:/ Huh. Not much of a blast wave, o Master of Disaster.

The Death Star set off a bigger bang than that lot. Did you go Marcus Munitions like I totally didn't suggest?

The blast wave isn't particularly visible but it definitely there, lots of small pieces of rock and debris. Efficiency over style. I went with a Vogon constructor fleet for the demolition, they're the best at planetary annihilation did you know?

 

[JoJo]

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Cool skeleton gif. I evacuated all League members prior to demolition, except all those tricky double agents, they stayed. How very insensitive of you though to mock me about this, I'll have you know my home planet was the Death Star

Anyhow, I didn't want to do this... but you forced my hand. If there is no other way to end the war with an IL victory then I take the only option left and may Jim have mercy on my soul:

Spoiler: This is it

Spoiler: A little closer

Spoiler: Are you really sure you want to?

Spoiler: Yeah

I just wasted your dog, mate.

 

[username sucks]

Snip

Pure Fun Ranger Red, reporting. All Viking forces have survived the blast, but the space-longships have been critically damaged by the debris. We will dock for repairs... in the enemy flagship. We will kill their guards and force their mechanics to repair our vessels, then pillage whatever valuables we can.

Evil snip

This "death star" of yours will be ours soon. Surrender now. Or don't; that would be more fun.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

Will it claim we have WMDs as a shady pretext to destroy us? Of course we'll up to our ears in WMDs and various doomsday devices here in the IL but that's besides the point.

We dont need no stinking justification to invade you. The fact that you are a villian is reason enough. We will bomb you back to the Stone Age and if not a democracy at least put in someone who wont kill off his own people.

 

[JoJo]

Oh ... you, you went there? Only the most heartless and unspeakably evil kind of people do that sort of thing.

Cannot even express what I feel deep down, seeing a GIF such as that.
There's only one thing you should know JoJo ....

Plot Twist: I don't own a dog. I'm more of a cat person.

Now if you know what's best for you... and the Injustice League-

You will back down or else I shall bring down a storm so brutal, your Group will be in ashes, son.

Bring it, even though the rest of the group may have abandoned me *cough guys* I will never surrender! You will have to destroy me first.

This "death star" of yours will be ours soon. Surrender now. Or don't; that would be more fun.

The Death Star was destroyed many years ago! *angry hiss*

We dont need no stinking justification to invade you. The fact that you are a villian is reason enough. We will bomb you back to the Stone Age and if not a democracy at least put in someone who wont kill off his own people.

Well, it worked in Iraq... oh wait

 

[Dragonbums]

Self appointed NDF Captain here. Here to tell you that we are conjuring up a big army and we will launch an attack in a matter of days.

You better spend as much time with your PS4s and Xbox Ones now kiddes. Soon they will all transform to last gen Wii U's and motion controls are coming back in full force!

 

[xaszatm]

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Forgive me, but you're part of the Nintendo Defense Force correct? I still do not understand why you and that other user wants to be part of this war for. By all means, feel free to lay down your lives some posts but I am just curious overall.

Because we want some action as well BECAUSE IT'S A FIGHT FOR SUPERIORITY!

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Face the combination of Nintendo and new clothing fashion!

 

[JoJo]

JoJo .. I may bring down the house on your Injustice League Group and leave it in flames- but I wouldn't steep low to eliminate a single person. Especially not one with your skills and worth on the forums. No, I have different plans for you my good friend.

Let's look at the facts, shall we?

• - You're alone in this war now.
  - No one else but you, has done anything to counter our direct hits.
  - We've already won this war. Even most of the Injustice League believes it's been one sided.
  - Most of the UN is prepared to launch another attack.
  - I have not heard anything from Taco, or your leaders... they remain silent.
  - Aerosteam the Avatar Store's Owner, hasn't even made a post because he was not needed to... how sad is that for your Group?
  - At this moment, you are outmatched. Even people outside our Group (like BOOM) is against you.
  - We won't even take you down JoJo, that'd be a waste.

What has your Group done for you? Face it, your Injustice League has abandoned you in a war they claimed on us. You're also part of the UN Group... why not join us and claim victory? I promise this isn't a trick- we would legitimately appreciate you siding with us as we take down the Injustice League. Don't worry, they'll be okay since they're our allies. We'll just leave them in shambles for making a bad move on us. I won't even post a GIF or picture, due to my sincere offering of having you side with us.

Basement Cat's done it. Some other members stopped attacking us in respect to the UN Group. SO why continue this, JoJo? You don't have to, in fact what's to gain if you stand against us? Refusing a seat in our Group would be silly man, so don't do it please. If you join us, you're fully forgiven and we'll treat you like a brother... unlike what the Injustice League has done for you.

So what do you say? Join us JoJo, join the side where your real friends are and who'll back you up.

You will live to regret your mercy. I appreciate your offer but what has the Injustice League done for me? What hasn't it done? I was there when there was only two members in a fledgling usergroup, me and Taco, indeed I was the one who suggested creating the IL as an actual usergroup. I have no 'leaders' other than the almighty Taco (cheese be upon him) either, I am a captain and a free villain. The IL has fought together against many foes, and sometimes literally fighting each other... but we always emerged stronger, every time. We are the Injustice League and we will never surrender until we have claimed what is rightly ours! It is time for this battlefield to be strategically abandoned but I promise you this is only the beginning. Now if you'll excuse me...

Spoiler: Blasting off again