A Declaration of War

[Qwurty2.0]

I never imagined you of all people Tizzy, giving anyone that kind of burn. Ouuucchhhh~ lol.

Not hard giving the burn to a group that can't take the heat.

So i'm guessing this is how they'd react to an actual assault then?


I hope they see this post lol.

We have something special cooked up for people like you...

Spoiler: Hehehehe

You'll be hearing from us soon.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

So you are too scared to fight properly so you have to wait for numbers to dwindle before you actually do anything?

Don't underestimate them. The Brovengers know how war plays out and what effects it can have on those involved.

Or have you forgotten the fact that The Brovengers have been fighting a war for two years [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.375125]?

 

[Drummodino]

Your waifu material is no match for me, in fact, I find it very anti kawaii! Your waifu game is weak! Step up your game senpai!

Waifu? Chaika is irresistibly adorable, but she ain't my waifu matey.

Spoiler: You can't handle my waifu!

ATHENA!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Of course they know how war plays out, that is why they are too wimpy to do anything.

I dunno what war they are fighting, but it can't be anything noteworthy, also, link is dead.

It's strategic, not 'wimpy'.

Dead link? I have no idea what you're talking about, the link works fine.

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]grumble grumble sodding Firefox not copying URLs correctly...[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Aerosteam]

Did we win yet?

 

[IceForce]

Did we win yet?

Who is "we" when you're in every group?

 

[Aerosteam]

Did we win yet?

Who is "we" when you're in every group?

Any group, really. If any group wins then I win.

Though I'm more allied with the Pure Fun group, since I'm an admin and all.

 

[Auron225]

Spoiler: Get ready to die Injustice League!

Halt, sir knight! I have been ordered by my employers to... shall we say, deal with you.

Spoiler: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Baccarat?

Then we must do great battle! Have at thee!

Spoiler: En Garde!

I prefer 52 pick-up

 

[username sucks]

I see that the Injustice League has declined my challenge. I suppose I should not be surprised that you would cower from the EUNOPF at the first threat of actual battle.

Very well, we will accept our victory, even if it is by the forfeit of the Injustice League. I would have loved the chance for a true battle, but now I know that the IL could not hope to even pose a threat.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I highly doubt that, the Bro's can't handle the heat of this earth shattering battle so have to wait until the strong have fallen, do you call that bravery!?

Another question I could ask is do I call wandering into any battle blindly bravery? The answer to which would be no; I call it stupidity.

But whatevs. Have fun dying.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

u wot m80

Sorry, what was that?

It sounds like an buzzing fly ;P

SMASH

I don't have Smash... or a Wii U... So yeah

BUT WHAT ABOUT TF2

Oy

All that smack talk you been saying?

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Silly Zombie, I won't die, because I helped start this battle, tis only common courtesy to end it, is it not?

Oh right, I forgot about people needing common courtesy in war. I'm sure everyone will apologise for shooting you.

EDIT: Also, isn't charging into a battle that you[footnote]Those silly Bravongors[/footnote] have nothing to do with stupidity as well?

At what point did we charge into this battle? Isn't the whole point of this conversation that we weren't being part of this war [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.861405.21438759]?

 

[The White Hunter]

u wot m80

Sorry, what was that?

It sounds like an buzzing fly ;P

SMASH

I don't have Smash... or a Wii U... So yeah

BUT WHAT ABOUT TF2

Oy

All that smack talk you been saying?

I propose we play MW2 TDM instead.

Rust, best 2 out of 3, knives only.

Thats how men settle their differences.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I have altered the rules. They now state that I win. That is the one and only rule. Therefore all other attempts at "winning" by anyone other than me are futile. You will fail, it has been prophesied. Also changing the rules again will unmake the universe, in which case I win again. Therefore I claim victory for the Injustice League... I WIN!

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

I have altered the rules. They now state that I win. That is the one and only rule. Therefore all other attempts at "winning" by anyone other than me are futile. You will fail, it has been prophesied. Also changing the rules again will unmake the universe, in which case I win again. Therefore I claim victory for the Injustice League... I WIN!

Ohhhhhh you. Just like Taco, you're doing the "I am the best, I win, I-" ect.

Caprae, this wasn't about you or any other individual. It's about two Groups being at war, and to say you win means your Group has lost to you. That everything else which this war was founded on, has lost...
Meaning you basically caused the Injustice League to automatically lose the war.... that's a darn shame man.

Maybe if you reworded your sentence, it could of been bullet proof but alas, you did "I".

Can't be evil if you're not selfish. And what a blackmail card to hold... I mean I hold victory in my hand and can turn it into defeat very easily. Besides, any good villain knows when to sell out his comrades or at least bargain for a higher status.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

HEY LISTEN

Well about that


So yeah, what can ya do?

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

**doublesnips**

Attrition. Wear down the enemy, and see whats left before executing said plan. C'mon now, why would I stop the chaos when I'm so thoroughly enjoying it. Also, knowing I win in the end makes the process much much more fun. For me. I always said I'm not anti-fun, just anti-anyone else having it.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

**snip**

Needed a counter to your 4th wall breaking capabilities. So unmaking reality by losing was my main focus. Therefore since scorched earth policies screw everyone out of a win, I'll keep my "winning" capabilities in check until there is a clear "other" winner and hand over victory to them, by being on the winning side as long as you keep the 4th wall intact.
I couldn't find Ryan Reynolds, he's still in hiding apparently due to the awful Green Lantern flick. So I had to go with plan b.

 

[Haerthan]

The Dragon Matriarch does not yet feel compelled enough to step into this war. I demand more sacrifices. My allegiance will go to the side that appeases me more, either through blood or cake, I don't care.

Also yeah swords, swords are shiny and cut things.

Blood Cake is the shit! >

OT: Since I'm in both groups, do I have to pick a side, or can play both sides to my adv- I mean, be the peaceful bridge between the two worlds?

If you're in both groups, you don't need to pick a side.
You can totally sit over here next to me and watch the world burn.

We win in the end. We have chocolate and cookies.

Edit: and popcorn

Edit 2: and booze

I shall join you. I'll bring the marshmallows to roast upon the embers of this war, watching as the world burns.

Captcha : 2 Free Nights. Only if you are a lady

 

[Qwurty2.0]

Snip

Be warned- holding off to long on your execution can damper your chances. Because if the UN Group starts winning and the Injustice League pulls out of the war, than you'd just ruined your chances my good man. Plus we all know you're bluffing- because you would of sent me a PM with the blackmail and issued a deal .

I'm a nice guy, so I will take your word for it... but I don't honestly believe your threat is legit (yet).

(Completely and utterly unrelated to the war... ehem... <.<)