A heartfelt plea from Australia to America

[KeyMaster45]

You mean her show's not off the air yet? Damn she sure is taking her sweet time with this "final season" BS.

 

[xmbts]

Wait we need someone to go there and compile stuff?

And here I thought most people could work a computer, or at least a telephone.

*Shakes head sadly*

 

[LongAndShort]

What was that about murdering Oprah while she's in Oz? ... Oh, you said ignore.
Hmmmmm... I guess I can do that. Doesn't sound as fun though.

 

[Infernai]

Oprah is coming here to COMPILE INFORMATION ON US!? Oh our international image is So fucked now...........

 

[Partezan]

Prostitution is legal, nuff said

 

[Spoonius]

Please, God, let her get bitten by something venomous...

 

[fgdfgdgd]

All I care to know about Australia I learned from Paul Hogan in Lightning Jack.

And that's all you need to know.

Seriously i was pissed when i heard the things she was saying, i've never known anyone to think or say that McDonalds or McCafe was a 'hip' place to hang out. [small]Funded by the Mc-I-Just-Lost-All-Credibility.[/small]

 

[NonyaZ]

I've been ignoring Oprah for as long as I can remember

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Already done since I don't watch Oprah. Isn't her show cancelled? Anyway, McDonald's isn't popular here either. It's the place that everyone goes but never, EVER admits to visiting.

 

[Loki Cain]

Ive spent my life trying to stay as far from Oprah as i can, maybe that was a bad choice she gave away a cruise and a TV to everyone in the audience and her final show... need to rethink some things.

 

[3dfx]

I'm from the US

No one cares what Oprah thinks other than middle aged ugly women.

You shouldn't worry Aussies, sorry for your woes, I know my country can be a pain in the ass. They make fun of my home country (Russia) all the time.

 

[blankedboy]

Wait, what's she saying? I'm confused D:
I'll stick with Ellen DeGeneres, thank you very much.

 

[Albino Boo]

What's the difference between Australia and yoghurt. Yoghurt has culture.......

 

[Snotnarok]

So wait...not everyone wears leather hats with croc teeth in them and Kangaroos don't bounce around everywhere? And you don't all talk like the Outback Steakhouse commercials?

My life is broookeeeeeeeen!!!

I don't trust anyone on TV like that honestly, because they spew that kind of information.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Please, God, let her get bitten by something venomous...

So, statistically, if she gets bitten by what ... three(?) different animals that are currently within a 100 metre radius of her, that would meet your requirements?