My last game was Left 4 Dead 2...looks like I get to kill zombies for all eternity...wait...actually it was Plants vs Zombies...I get to plant flowers to kill them for me...damn, damn DAMN DAMN! Well doesn't that just take the cake?

At least I get to see Michael Jackson? ...what? Copyright issues? Disco zombies instead?! NOOOOOOOOOO! This isn't heaven, this is HELL! GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!
Anywho, if not for today and my PC, my last console game would have me as Samus Aran, the 30-40 year old battle hard vet. who has no Y chromosome...I would give up my manhood to be her, wouldn't you? Besides, I can roll up into a ball and shooter beams from my arm! Hell yeah!

Ty video game logics, thank you
