A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

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whaleswiththumbs

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Pool their collective assets and use to to make them build me a large underground base in the mountains of Tennessee. That become an evil mastermind.
 

Wintermute_

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Turn them into a philosophers stone and ignore the laws of equivalent exchange forever more.
Now I can make spaceships out of asparagus pretty much.
 

greenflash

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Step 1 make them all get jobs in nuke silos.
step 2 what do you think i do with the nukes
step 3 build a house out of the left over Stuff from the epic Party
 

Sojoez

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Dress all 999 of them in Cadian battle armor and have them shout FOR TERRA! FOR THE EMPRAH!!!! A few times. Then let them go home.

1 person has been executed for a short 'morale' boost.
 

General Vagueness

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Layz92 said:
You know peoples reaction to 1 streaker at a tennis/football game? Well, imagine that times 1000.
This man should have a genius grant to make this happen.

As for me, IDK, take over the world's micronations? I was considering it already.
 

Dango

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Option 1: "Everyone, spread out all over the world and find me the most awesome looking sword you can, then bring it back to me, it shall be passed down to every heir of my kingdom. And don't forget to recruit people wile your away, bribing and lying works well."

Option 2: Set up a few hundred trampolines in a large room, have fun.
 

Kenko

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Demodeus said:
Kenko said:
Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown ;) Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.
Mate, you are sooo wrong with that approach.
I know it doesnt work, but those two are the things i'd most likely do given a thousand people at random with no other purpose.
 

3aqua

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Create a independent country known to all as freedonia the native tongue would be pig latin and this would be our anthem http://youtu.be/Z3ZAGBL6UBA
and then i'll just sit back and rule
 

PissOffRoth

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Tell them to go home to their families and stop following people around just because a hypothetical forum post told them to.
 

AgDr_ODST

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Jark212 said:
Select the two most attractive females to be my girlfriends. The most intelligent members will be sent to Military Academies of all four Military branches to become officers, the rest will be sent to work in Enlisted positions like soldiers, engineers, pilots, technicians, doctors, nurses. after 4-8 years of training and experience I will form my own Private Security Corporation with agents in all aspects of the Military and Government, I will use the agents to influence world events and distribute power as I see fit...
I'd probably do this ^ only up that number probably to 10 since among a thousand your bound to have far more than two good looking women. Then I'd have those who aren't my girlfriends send me a set amount or percent of money periodically. But of course all of this is subject to change, I could do any number of things others have suggested (except having them murder each other. I wouldn't do that). I can also think of many isanely awesome things I could do with them(the possibilities truely are endless). Though just because the other women aren't my girlfriends that doesn't mean I don't have them in private time to time or have them be with eachother while I watch.