A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

[mgs16925]

Live-action game of Civilization coming up!

Wait, that's the same thing as "found a new town" isn't it?

 

[Substitute Troll]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SKA1OwBDwg

This.
x10.
And it would be awesome.

To quote from the video: SNUTEN! (translation: THA COPS!)

After that, Start a new nation either on an island or on some kind of platform somewhere in the Atlantic. We would be members of the UN and it would rock. Sorry asians/west coasters.

 

[Mcupobob]

Three words:

Biggest Orgy ever.

 

[JonnyZOMG]

Battle Royale.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd start a business. I have a great deal of cheap labor. All I'd need is a need to fill.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Set up my own mercenary police force. First mission: arrest Roger Ebert for abusing his credibility as a film critic to critique a medium he knows nothing about.

Second mission: bring me money, lots of money.

Third mission: Begin construction on a real-life, fully functionally Normandy SR2.

 

[Emilox The Great]

i would take over the world! but first, ill need some private moments with the female members...

>.>
<.<

 

[Terminate421]

Seperate the men from the women, the men do my errands (Like getting food and games), the women stay behind for me.

 

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'd have each of them introduce at least 3 people to my webcomic.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

i would have them make my video game ideas into reality as i envision them

 

[EHKOS]

*smacks OP*
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT PROJECT MAYHEM!

 

[DeadEy3]

Retire...

 

[WOPR]

Slaughter the world starting with America (cause I live here and it's convenient);
and require singing through the whole thing

EDIT: Think Richard from LFG

 

[Leemaster777]

Well, I'd divide mine up into about a dozen or so groups, send them out to various parts of America, then have them get normal jobs and build up capital for 5-10 years (which I would be living off of in the meantime, of course). Then, once I'd built up enough money, I would use them to open up my own chain of arcades across the country. The most bitchin arcades you've ever seen.

You heard me, I'd use my army to revive the arcade days of old. This is either the best idea in the world, or the worst. Eh, either way, I'm rich, so I don't care.

 

[Dapsen]

Make them all my slaves.

If that gets dull, it's orgy time ;D

 

[Ekonk]

Start a vigilante business? Roam several cities in squads of 7, 8, and FIGHT CRIME!

 

[GrinningManiac]

Make everyone dance while dressed as MC Hammer through London to U Can't Touch This. With Stalin moustaches.

Look, I avoided suggesting orgy.

Oh whatever, you'd just burn all the trees

...actually, now I think about Minecraft...

ENDLESS TUNNEL IRL!

 

[ottenni]

Avoid the pub. I cant afford to shout that many people a beer.

 

[GrinningManiac]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SKA1OwBDwg

This.
x10.
And it would be awesome.

To quote from the video: SNUTEN! (translation: THA COPS!)

(

I must conceed. That WOULD be epic.

 

[LittleChone]

I command them all to become my friends on PSN, Runescape, The Escapist, and Lord of Ulitima.
And THEN I would declare massive orgies!!