A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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robably just let them be and have them give me 2% of their salary.
everyone buys lottery tickets, five rows every wednesday and saturday. 5005 lines of numbers, including my ticket, i'm bound to win eventually. That, or start up some sort of cult
Something like the following:
"Minions! Tis I, your charismatic leader. Now, obey me and go forth...
Help the people who need it. Donate to charities. Give blood. Do some volunteer work. Help the homeless, the elderly, the poor. Help the fire service, the medical service, the police. Basically...
Care for your fellow humans."
I think it'd work.
"Minions! Tis I, your charismatic leader. Now, obey me and go forth...
Help the people who need it. Donate to charities. Give blood. Do some volunteer work. Help the homeless, the elderly, the poor. Help the fire service, the medical service, the police. Basically...
Care for your fellow humans."
I think it'd work.
Have them all dress in matching orange jumpsuits, take them too a museum, and have them all enter in a single file line, paying for admission, leaving, and joining back in the line.
And just do that for hours.
And just do that for hours.
Hmm... Mass orgy?GrinningManiac said:
Seriously, Um... I'd probably order them to gather more loyal minions until we had a high enough number to overtake Washington DC so we could take control of the government and run it the way it should be run. While some gather new recruits, I'll have some form a science team to make more advanced weapons, armor, vehicles, etc.
But the orgy would probably be easier...
Start a cult. Not a religious one mind you, but a group of people dedicated to the ideals of the founder, i.e. me.
Start our own village/small city, use it as a kind of social experiment.
Start our own village/small city, use it as a kind of social experiment.
Sweet! I now have a personal workforce? I always wanted to be royalty with no real responsibilities...
First, I shall personally examine each of them, taking 30 or so of the most attractive women for a harem. Every woman in my harem shall have a tubal ligation (surgical sterilization). The rest need to go get jobs, and give me every cent they don't require to live. Once I amass enough wealth, we shall purchase several hundred acres and turn it into a gated community surrounding my palace (which my workforce will build when they aren't earning money or maintaining their health. Unhealthy people are of no use to me, my workforce will have good hygiene, exercise habits, nutrition, and sleep patterns). Once our community is formed, my rule shall become much more relaxed. My followers will only need to financially support my chosen hedonistic lifestyle while pursuing whatever else interests them (Within the bounds of local law. Jail time is bad for our communal income).
So, uh, yeah. I guess I'd make 'em into a cult of sorts.
First, I shall personally examine each of them, taking 30 or so of the most attractive women for a harem. Every woman in my harem shall have a tubal ligation (surgical sterilization). The rest need to go get jobs, and give me every cent they don't require to live. Once I amass enough wealth, we shall purchase several hundred acres and turn it into a gated community surrounding my palace (which my workforce will build when they aren't earning money or maintaining their health. Unhealthy people are of no use to me, my workforce will have good hygiene, exercise habits, nutrition, and sleep patterns). Once our community is formed, my rule shall become much more relaxed. My followers will only need to financially support my chosen hedonistic lifestyle while pursuing whatever else interests them (Within the bounds of local law. Jail time is bad for our communal income).
So, uh, yeah. I guess I'd make 'em into a cult of sorts.
This. And afterwards, a dance-off. The winner of said dance-off wins the last piece of cheesecake.Thespian said:
That'd be fucking creepy.
If people were so sure that every choice I made was the right one and did everything that I said to the letter.
If I had to make them do something, though I would tell them all to fix the things around them.
If people were so sure that every choice I made was the right one and did everything that I said to the letter.
If I had to make them do something, though I would tell them all to fix the things around them.
