A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?

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Fenra

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Isnt it obvious, give each of them a list and let the giant scavanger hunt commence!!!

... but of course, I will have planned it out, with everyone collecting various items, speakers, lights, booze, stage equipment, smoke machines, strobe lights, temporary/flat pack furniture, tents, various ornaments, arcade machines and so on, bring them all to a giant open area of land of my choosing and set it up, then once its all together, throw open the doors and declare the worlds, longest, loudest and greatest party open to everyone the world over!!! Lets forget about the world and the worries within it untill the party ends! In the words of the black eyed peas "tonights gonna be a good good night!"

and of course in traditional scavanger hunt rules, the last one to return has a forfiet... he has to clean up the mess afterwards.... well ok I wont be that much of a dick, the last 100 have to clean up. Once all is said and done they are free to return to thier lives ^^
 

historybuff

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Kenko said:
Burn every church, mosque, cathedral and synagoga in my hometown ;) Sometimes you must beat free thinking into peoples heads as they are to blind and dumb to seek it out on their own.

Either that or throw the biggest BBQ party of the century in downtown midsquare.
All you would be proving is that you are just as "closed-minded" as they are, only in the opposite direction.

Mature atheists understand that religion and spirituality is a choice and it is a personal one. They may not agree with it but it has very little to do with them.

Religion is capable of very great things and very horrible things. You can be religious and still be free-thinking and you can be an atheist and still be closed-minded.
 

Daverson

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Stage 1: Revenge!
1. Deal with nemesis! Curse him!
2. Deal with old nemesis! Again. I don't think I dealt with him well enough the first time, I mean, if I had 1,000 folks to help me out back then, I would have done a much better job of it.
Stage 2: World domination!
3. Set entire army to work on the worst star trek fan-fic possibly imaginable, as it's well observed that Star Trek is the very foundation of Western democracy, this will cause all world governments to collapse! (Or at least, the most powerful ones, the smaller ones will then collapse because there's nothing propping them up.)
4. Move into old government places and take over! Hurrah! I'm not in charge of the world.
5. I dunno? Bake cookies? I haven't really thought about what I'm going to do once I've actually taken over.
 

Doomsday11

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cfieldplatt said:
Is them how they got here and why they're following me. Then, just 2 words:

Operation. Mayhem.

Cookie if you get the cultural reference - which you probably do - and so COOKIES FOR ALL!
First rule is don't talk about
the second is don't question it
 

dawdarsd

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have sex non-stop for 20 years with all the women while all the other guys are making money for me. END : i become a millionare and impregnate hundreds of women lol
 

open trap

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Id start an army. Take over a weak but more economicly stable country and build from there.
 
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PixelJunk said:
I'd start a bakery.
I applaud you sir. Amongst the orgies and the wars, you are sat there thinking about pastries and cakes. Well done, you win this thread.

Have a really big game of Bulldog I suppose, that'd be reaaaaal fun. Feel free to join in. In time this would change to something else, something bigger.
 

Knusper

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The_ModeRazor said:
cfieldplatt said:
Is them how they got here and why they're following me. Then, just 2 words:

Operation. Mayhem.

Cookie if you get the cultural reference - which you probably do - and so COOKIES FOR ALL!
Dude, you nearly made me break the first 2 rules.
And it's a PROJECT.
Don't ask questions.
Sssshhh!
 

tavelkyosoba

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I would say "Community beautification and improvement" but I don't think my townspeople deserve it.

So I don't know what I'd do...
 

Snake Plissken

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That's easy. First, I'd take all of their money and any assets they might own. Then, I'd start a brothel.

Finally...GLADIATOR FIGHTS!
 

Matt-the-twat

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Start a 'care' company, going around doing helpful things across the country, sometimes paid sometimes just because we can.
 

MurderousToaster

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Make everyone dance while dressed as MC Hammer through London to U Can't Touch This. With Stalin moustaches.

Look, I avoided suggesting orgy.
 

rddj623

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I would start a hell of a pyramid scheme.

In all seriousness though I'd probably start a nice little self sufficient community and would prepare for the zombie apocalypse.