um i would send most of them to make me stautes while the hot busty girls stay with me...naked
BEST IDEA EVAR
BEST IDEA EVAR
A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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"Ladies and gentlemen! The hour of rock is upon us! Choose your side and march to battle"
I would renact the battle of the Black Tears.
I would renact the battle of the Black Tears.
I would issue the same command The Monarch once issued to his minions.
LET'S GO TRASH AN EMPTY VENTURE COMPOUND!!!
*minions cheer*
LET'S GO TRASH AN EMPTY VENTURE COMPOUND!!!
*minions cheer*
This is genuinely the first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread on the 'recently commented' bar.
"Get them to make toasties." Yes, that sounds totally random and a bit daft but I've made the thought logical.
1. My former work is short staffed, it is a cafe that sells toasties, therefore, get them to make toasties so they're no longer short staffed.
2. My soon to be new work (if all works out) is a toastie bar. Have 1000 people at my command would be delegation to the n-th degree. Yay, efficiancy!
3. Toasties feed people. There are people in the world that need feeding, therefore, 1000 people making warm meals with a good balance of carbohydrates, fats and protins is a good thing. (Ok, there is better foods for starving people but it's a start!)
Yeah.
"Get them to make toasties." Yes, that sounds totally random and a bit daft but I've made the thought logical.
1. My former work is short staffed, it is a cafe that sells toasties, therefore, get them to make toasties so they're no longer short staffed.
2. My soon to be new work (if all works out) is a toastie bar. Have 1000 people at my command would be delegation to the n-th degree. Yay, efficiancy!
3. Toasties feed people. There are people in the world that need feeding, therefore, 1000 people making warm meals with a good balance of carbohydrates, fats and protins is a good thing. (Ok, there is better foods for starving people but it's a start!)
Yeah.
Uh, other than spend like 6 months trying to design a uniform that I actually like? (Seriously, have you ever seen a tv show/film/real life organisation with a cool uniform?)..
Uh, make them all work for about a year while I get the uniforms made and ready, then take all that money and make my own spaceship corporation based in Wales, because nothing good has come out of Wales and they need a break. Then I would sell flights into space to millionaires and make loads of money, whilst also making my moon base...
Strike that.. just make them all work for me and give me 50% of their money.
Uh, make them all work for about a year while I get the uniforms made and ready, then take all that money and make my own spaceship corporation based in Wales, because nothing good has come out of Wales and they need a break. Then I would sell flights into space to millionaires and make loads of money, whilst also making my moon base...
Strike that.. just make them all work for me and give me 50% of their money.
I hear orgies, but what if these are 1k loyal 90 year olds??? I would tell them to donate money to my "charity".
I didn't burn any trees, you lie. That was...uhh...angry fire spirits?GrinningManiac said:
I'm pretty sure the endless tunnel would be pretty structurally unsound IRL, and we'd probably hit some foundations, and end up ascending in the middle of an ocean, drowning and dying.
Thats what I thought originally but then I thought that 1000 people would be too difficult to compose for. It would be funnier to have the worlds largest punk rock band.bahumat42 said:
Well I'd get them to go about recruiting more to my cause, even if these new followers aren't as loyal. Having a personal guard of 1,000 people once my personal army begins forming will be useful. I don't know what I'd do once I got that army though... perhaps set up my own nation. Of maybe just fuck around, both literally and figuratively.
Oh and "invest" in my force for the long-term. Doing some of this "investing" myself too. ;P
Oh and "invest" in my force for the long-term. Doing some of this "investing" myself too. ;P
In fact, screw the 1000 member punk band idea. Every member would play the accordion. 1000 accordions. No composing; it would be total free jazz improv.bahumat42 said:
honestly. "flash mob prank" kinda, i would probably waste this oppertunity and have all of them dress as zombies then rush throughout new york and kill as many people as they can with their teeth.... and one guy would carry a camera, record it all, then bring the video back to me. i know they would all get killed but what the hell. it would be fun.
and one guy would carry a camera, record it all, then bring the video back to me. i know they would all get killed but what the hell. it would be fun.