After nearly three decades.... I realized something today.

[5-0]

TheOatmeal.com features no oatmeal.

 

[Woodsey]

There's only One Ring in Lord of the Rings.

I think there's close to the 30.

OT: Geralt, a Witcher from The Witcher, does not hunt witches, as you might expect. (Although admittedly, he does manage to fuck quite a few of them.)

 

[putowtin]

The main villain in Ghostbusters wasn't a ghost, it was a demon.

"Gozer the Gozerian... Good evening!"

Gozer is actually a Sumerian shape-changer God of destruction! (try saying that five time faster)

 

[Draconalis]

Dragon Quest isn't about dragons having an adventure, sadly :/

Didn't you play as a dragon in the first one?

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Four Lions features no lions.
None of the games in the Orange Box feature an Orange Box.

 

[GamerAddict7796]

The Sex Pistols never shot sex at people.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

How can a galaxy from a long time ago be in the future?

It isn't. It has more advanced technology than us. Still in the past.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

A strawberry is not actually made of straw and is in fact not even a berry.

 

[Ch4llen]

None of the expendables were expendable

 

[BiggyShackleton]

To my disgust the Hills Have Eyes actually featured no landforms that could see.

 

[Lunar Templar]

Dragon Quest isn't about dragons having an adventure, sadly :/

Didn't you play as a dragon in the first one?

nope :/ you play as some boring knight

 

[crhoades]

it was something the one ring of sauron the three elven rings the seven dwarven rings and then the
nine for the kingdoms of man if my memory is right.

 

[megarik]

In good Will hunting nobody hunts Will and if they where it probably wouldn't be good, a very misleading title (V

 

[217not237]

Fatal Frame: What you kill with the camera is ALREADY DEAD, so it can't be a fatal frame!

Darksiders: Nothing is referred to as a draksider...

Shadow of the Collossus: There are 16, so shouldn't it be SHADOWS of the COLLOSSI?

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: There was TONS of worrying with EACH character!

Pokemon Black/White: There isn't anything about race relations!

 

[ccggenius12]

Just checked it out, and you are right. Still, no Dawns outside of the opening cinematic...

Of course there aren't, then it would be Dawns of War.
Captain Planet wasn't an actual Planet, nor did he hold military rank.

 

[AngryFrenchCanadian]

I don't know if someone did this one already, but Star Wars doesn't feature stars fighting eachother.

Well, it features THE Death Star, but it's just one star, and it's not really a star, it's a giant battlestation.

 

[Guffe]

Lord of the Rings acyually has several lords weilding several rings.
Lords of the Rings, say it should.

You see the One Ring is the master ring: created to dominate all the others. The Lord of the One Ring rules over all the others. That was Sauron's entire purpose in crafting it.

Thought someone might bring that up
But yeah you're right, I know I was wrong from the beginning but there are several rings and I just wanted to see if someone react.
+ I dind't come up with anything better...

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

Back to the Future was really just about a guy returning to the present.

He was in the past, but from his perspective it was the present and he was formerly in the present. So he went back to the present which was (to him) the future.

 

[Jiffex]

The Isles in the Shivering Isles showed no sign of being scared, cold or anything else that would cause it to shiver.

EDIT: In Skyrim, despite what the guards say, there are no lollies to gag. This was disappointing.