After nearly three decades.... I realized something today.

[Cheesus333]

Left 4 Dead is a game about never leaving your teammates behind if it's avoidable.

Saints Row the Third was set in an entirely different city to location of the titular Row itself.

In Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, the echo visor (the only thing the title actually seems to refer to) is one of the last items you get. You have it for the last tenth (?) of the game.

Pokémon Ruby contains no rubies, etc.

Grand Theft Auto contains a vastly larger potential for crime than its title would imply.

Finally, Animal Crossing: Wild World contains no roads for animals to cross. In spite of this, it's actually very peaceful and not at all wild.

 

[Lunar Templar]

every thing is rather bright in SMT:Nocturne

the NES games Jackal and Dragon Fighter, don't actually have you fighting dragons or have any jackals in them, nor dose Dragon View actually put you in a dragons POV.

Dragon Quest isn't about dragons having an adventure, sadly :/

Phalanx featured nether the battle formation or banjo's [http://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1280873394-00.jpg]

 

[Luke3184]

Firefly does not contain many fireflies
Nor is Serenity very serene


You'll never guess what marathon I had this week...

 

[standokan]

The never ending story wasn't actually never ending, which saddens me to this day.

 

[Composer]

Dark cloud had little to do with cumulus or any other cloud of that matter.
Harvest moons has no satellite harvesting.
Legend of zelda is more about link then anyone else.

 

[Quaxar]

The IT Crowd is actually not crowded at all.

 

[Lunar Templar]

there wasn't much sleeping going on in 'Sleepy Hallow'

there where no noticeable gates for enemy's to be at in 'Enemy at the Gates'

despite the name, no saddles where on fire in Blazing Saddles

Snatch is about theft, not the female reproductive organ

there are no elves in Elfen Lied, there's also a lack of lieing if memory serves

there is a odd lack of bubble gum in Bubblegum Crisis

The Record of Lodoss War is not about flower warfare

there was no demonic choir in Hellsing :/

Angel Links had no angels in it

she didn't actually hate him is '10 Things I Hate About You'

Ironman isn't made of iron

 

[Draconalis]

original or new?

because the original had them.

You sure? It's been a long time, but in hindsight, knowing what a Titan actually is in Greek Mythology... I don't remember there being any.

 

[lacktheknack]

"The Experiment" took place years after the titular experiment.

In Europe, it's called "Experience 114", but 114 is a person, not an experience.

WHOA

 

[Apollo45]

There's only One Ring in Lord of the Rings.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

There's only One Ring in Lord of the Rings.

No, there's only one One Ring. The Nazgul are nine humans corrupted by rings. There were rings given to the elves and dwarves.

 

[5-0]

TheOatmeal.com features no oatmeal.

 

[Woodsey]

There's only One Ring in Lord of the Rings.

I think there's close to the 30.

OT: Geralt, a Witcher from The Witcher, does not hunt witches, as you might expect. (Although admittedly, he does manage to fuck quite a few of them.)

 

[putowtin]

The main villain in Ghostbusters wasn't a ghost, it was a demon.

"Gozer the Gozerian... Good evening!"

Gozer is actually a Sumerian shape-changer God of destruction! (try saying that five time faster)

 

[Draconalis]

Dragon Quest isn't about dragons having an adventure, sadly :/

Didn't you play as a dragon in the first one?

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

Four Lions features no lions.
None of the games in the Orange Box feature an Orange Box.

 

[GamerAddict7796]

The Sex Pistols never shot sex at people.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

How can a galaxy from a long time ago be in the future?

It isn't. It has more advanced technology than us. Still in the past.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

A strawberry is not actually made of straw and is in fact not even a berry.

 

[Ch4llen]

None of the expendables were expendable