Agoraphobe Sues Activision Over "Hurtful" World of Warcraft

[Amnestic]

The court date in the subpoenas is 4/20/10... I smell prank.

This was the first thing I noticed, I was just going to ask if anyone else noticed the court date is 4/20.

I think he just wants to smoke a little ganja with gore and ryder.

What's so weird about having a court date on the 20th of April? Remember that the Americans do it MM/DD/YYYY like the weirdos cool people foreigers that they are

 

[obisean]

He should sue me because I haven't created a game to make his life better. Seriously, me not creating the ultimate game for him to get over his illness is directly contributing to his anguish and alienation. And for that I should be sued for all the damages that I could have prevented.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Maybe there is a fourth option we're over looking: Jack Thompson. Maybe he made this total weakling and gave him aspects that would get him pity. And, because of his condition, he doesn't have to appear in court, making it so that he can be represented by his lawyer, which I hope is Jack, or my whole argument falls apart. He is sewing Nintendo for the least, and Nintendo is the least adult and "evil" company. Microsoft and Sonny are, in his mind, made by the devil, and he sews them for the most. (punched by not conspiracy theorist) sorry, burglar using my computer. what I wanted to say was this guy is CRAZY and is probably going to sew us for being mean to him.

 

[AkJay]

What A Douche.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

*Sigh* This guy needs to relax a bit. No one likes a whiner, especially when it involves suing companies for silly charges such as this.

 

[jackknife402]

I think he should just disappear, once again, people like this shouldn't have survived childbirth. Gimmie gimmie gimmie. How about he sues Obama for not fixing the economy yet?

 

[ma55ter_fett]

I hope he wins, I truely do.

 

[kotorfan04]

Lets see: Cool sounding name. Check.
Fear/hatred of people. Check.
Life time of being pushed around. Check.
Total rejection by society. Almost Check.

Oh dear lord no, if this checklist is accurate then Erik Estavilo is in line to become the worlds first supervillain. Be on the look out for man in a giant robot crushing New York in your near future... and we shall know him as THE AGORAPHOBE.

 

[Kinguendo]

This guy is such a turd sandwhich! What the hell is he thinking? Does he want to be famous? Does he want to meet and marry Winona? Gore? We havent seen the end of this world class tool box!

 

[Artemis923]

And his opening line is "Fuck him! Fuck him in his stupid fucking face!"

That's gotta be the best court opening I've heard.

 

[Spleenbag]

Either this guy is batshit insane, or this is EA's greatest trolling yet. Personally, I think it's just some fucked-up nutcase who doesn't know how the real world works, since I doubt even EA would actually sue people for advertising.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

the subpoenas, just to prove that they do in fact exist, are here (Ryder [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/images/display/60940]).

Wow, I hope they show this on court TV. 4/20 is gonna be AWESOME this year! I wonder if these two will honestly play along with this crock of shit. But hey, while the topic's in the air...

I want to sue Intel for not making the 945G chip fast enough to run Team Fortress 2 at a playable framerate. Seeing as I am agoraphobic, and never ever ever leave the house, I can't make any money to buy a gaming system and since I'm a picky bastard, TF2 is the only means by which I will communicate with ANYONE, ANYWHERE. And since it doesn't hardly run on this laptop, I feel I am being wrongfully and punitively damaged. For over 9000 million dollars and cents.
I also burn my fingers when I stick them in the toaster, who do I sue about receiving money and attention for that??

 

[Zarthek]

What.... He had better not wreck one of my favorite developers.


there's just no way and I MEAN NO BLOODY WAY that any human being is this stupid, I'm going with the Dante's Inferno theory


Edit: If something happens on the court date for Dante's Inferno, it's a little late, the game comes out Feburary 10th, not april 20th, if this is for real i hope this idiot gets counter-sued or something


Edit 2: The next circle of hell that EA is working on is Violence, which i can see emerging from this.. i think we'll get a conclusion to this on December 9th...

 

[KeyMaster45]

I think this particular movie scene sums up my feelings about this wacko, I use to feel sorry for him now I just wish someone would slap him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qR0Uke2XNI&feature=PlayList&p=B610E025C7A965D4&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=49
(was just going to embed it here but embedding was disabled for it)

 

[Pendragon9]

Goodbye, faith in humanity. Hello refuge in insanity.

That's all I can really say.

 

[Heathrow]

What's so weird about having a court date on the 20th of April? Remember that the Americans do it MM/DD/YYYY like the weirdos cool people foreigers that they are

cough [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)]

 

[benbenthegamerman]

The court date in the subpoenas is 4/20/10... I smell a prank.

wait a sec...

4-20-10
2+0=2
1+0=1
4+2+1= 7

i would say that this could be a teaser towards the seventh deadly sin, but Dantes Inferno comes out 2/9/10. sorry for being weird...

 

[FightThePower]

I have lost all sympathy for this guy. Suing is not the answer to your problems.

 

[Amnestic]

What's so weird about having a court date on the 20th of April? Remember that the Americans do it MM/DD/YYYY like the weirdos cool people foreigers that they are

cough [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)]

Brb, learning all global culture references.

 

[Macgyvercas]

You know what, someone needs to come with me armed with a steelhead trout and help me beat the bastard senseless. This is getting absurd!!