Aliens are invading and you are armed with the last weapon you used in a video game.

[FloatyScarf]

... A magical spear and tubes with demons in them. I'm good.

 

[SPARTANXIII]

FEAR MY...............DMR...

Eh, could have been the Plasma Pistol, but still.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Lessee, I was playing Fallout New Vegas, so it's a good sign, so far. The last gun I used, I think, was the Anti-Materiel Rifle. Sweeeeet.

 

[LittleChone]

Bowman's bow and arrow?
...
BRING IT!!!!!!!!!

 

[Javarock]

Fists... From Minecraft....

We win?

 

[thiosk]

Dawn of war 2 epic fucking overpowered handheld level 10 epic purple lascannon. epic

I swear epic to god epic. That thing epic CHEWED heavies. epic

 

[subject_87]

The Force-a-Nature, from TF2.

Luckily, I'm pretty darn handy with it (despite inexplicably hating it for the longest time, now I love it).

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Does 'weapon' include the army I was using in Afterwind? Because I think he have a decent chance at surviving then. It's just a shame that the vast majority of my forces were militia...

If no then I guess it was LoL and I used... Ryze, so do I get his powers or something? Because that would be useful.

 

[Balvale]

A pillow. Thanks Catherine.

 

[Martin Agnas]

oh great im armed whit a WW2 German Panther...

 

[kouriichi]

FALCON~ PAWNCH!

Last game i played was FONV, and i have a "Falcon Punch" weapon modded in.
It does 1182 damage, causes things to explode in a cloud of blood and cease to exist, but on top of it all, i sound cool while using it.

 

[bobtail123]

Well if its allowed, the last game I played was Universe Simulator and that lets you fire footballs, moons, asteroids, planets, stars and entire galaxies at beyond light-speed... sounds like a weapon to me.

I'm fairly sure we will be OK.

 

[Shoqiyqa]

I have an Archimedes emulator with Elite installed here. Give me a few minutes to go and shoot at some pirates and ask me again, and we'll see how those aliens fare. If they've brought Star Destroyers, they're easier targets.

 

[I.N.producer]

I have a Keyblade...

Could be worse.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

The black sword from Ultima 7. Well if the goddamn space creatures have souls they are so screwed

 

[AeroEngine]

Fallout new vegas's Riot shotgun with slug shells

 

[000Ronald]

Mmm...last game I played was...Gemcraft Labrynth, so...would I get the power of gemcraft? If so, I don't think we're in trouble.

Last console game I played was Legend of Zelda, Oracle of Ages[footnote]I still have a really old Gameboy Advance I play games like that on. The ones I have left, anyway...[/footnote]. I'd just gotten past the third dungeon, and still had the wooden sword.

I could be a tactician. I'd be a great tactician. I'd be the tactician master! Just don't make me fight aliens with a stick, please.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I have... The Perforator, essentially a large knuckle-duster with lots of small serrated blades along its outside, a kind of Fist Weapon for World of WarCraft.

On the bright side I was dual-wielding, so I have two stabby bits to fend off the aliens with!

... Yeah, we surrender to mighty Xenu.

 

[Qtoy]

Looks like I've got an indestructible 2008 Year Model Dodge Charger SRT8 Super Bee armed with 62 doses of nitrous, 20 doses of Juggernaut, 14 doses of Emergency Evade, (Knocks anything within 20 feet of my car about 50 feet away) and 4 doses of Instant Cooldown in case I get away from them.
All in all, it could be worse. Looks like I'm going to go all Grindhouse up in the Alien's business.

 

[Tekyro]

I've just been playing Catherine, so Vincent's pillow I guess. Well, I can say goodbye to my sweet, juicy all-of-my-life-ahead-of-me.