hmmmmm this seems oddly familiar, i wonder... nope, haven't seen this onebob-2000 said:fighting through the zombie apocalypse with an old war veteran, a biker dude, an office worker, and a collage girl.
You have a zombie avatar! Why don't they feature at all in this post?Vern said:My perfect apocalypse would be an (un)intentionally fired nuclear ICBM at Moscow. The Russians start firing nukes back, the British, French, and Israelis start firing nuclear missiles toward Russia, China jumps the gun and starts firing them at the US and India, who then fire them at China and Pakistan. All of the other countries in the world who haven't joined in slowly die from a nuclear winter. Meanwhile Kim Jong-Il thinks "Damn, I was supposed to start this."
All living things sizzle and pop inside a radioactive fireball. I am rather scared to think that Russia might at this point may be able to put a warhead on the scale of the Czar Bomba on an ICBM.
Still, the all-out nuclear holocaust would be more exciting than the more probable anti-biotic resistant disease apocalpyse.
Fine Papa Legba is riding on the missiles and he turns all those killed by it into zombies.banthesun said:You have a zombie avatar! Why don't they feature at all in this post?Vern said:My perfect apocalypse would be an (un)intentionally fired nuclear ICBM at Moscow. The Russians start firing nukes back, the British, French, and Israelis start firing nuclear missiles toward Russia, China jumps the gun and starts firing them at the US and India, who then fire them at China and Pakistan. All of the other countries in the world who haven't joined in slowly die from a nuclear winter. Meanwhile Kim Jong-Il thinks "Damn, I was supposed to start this."
All living things sizzle and pop inside a radioactive fireball. I am rather scared to think that Russia might at this point may be able to put a warhead on the scale of the Czar Bomba on an ICBM.
Still, the all-out nuclear holocaust would be more exciting than the more probable anti-biotic resistant disease apocalpyse.
or, in another twist, death of all the other men in the world and water turning into wine? oh, and chocolate earth...mmmmFanusc101 said:I've said it before and I'll say it again...
A planetary avalanche of beautiful women and scotch.
you have being listening to 3 dog too much lately havent you??notsosavagemessiah said:Simple, humanity manages to stave off it's instinct to kill one another long enough for this statement to occur, "this just in, stocks are up, unemployment is down, and the UN has just declared global peace forever". All of course would be true. Then the sun explodes and kills us because we took so goddamned long to get along that we really should've been exploring space by then, but we didn't, and the sun punishes us for it.