Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Wolfz.]

LARIAAAAAAAT

 

[Luke5515]

Not exactly annoying, but the merchant from resident evil 4
What do ya need? Stranger?
Not enough cash, stranger
Over here, stranger

 

[Death God]

"Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Don't get me wrong, I love MGS but does he have to do that EVERY TIME I DIE?!

 

[Steven Biehler]

In sonic heroes
"Let's show him the REAL super-power of friendship"
I literally dropped the controller and walked away

IN Assassins creed 2
"It's a me Mario!!"

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"What can you tell me about X?"

EVERY SINGLE THING Shepard asks starts with that.

 

[Atticus Marker]

Oh dang, nevermind, I didn't see that someone had already done "Enemies Everywhere!" from Mass Effect.
"What's the dealio?" said by a man being hijacked in GTA3.

 

[The Becker]

Thralls Balls
nuf said

 

[Denamic]

Now bear my arctic blast!

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

Also: "Leoooooooooon! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!" God...I can't stand Ashley from RE:4

Gawd, I can't stand her screeching either.

But honestly, most of the speech in that game is facepalm-worthy to varying degrees.

"Where's everyone going, Bingo?"
"Your right hand comes off?"
"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt!"
"Forgot the name, eh? A senior moment, perhaps?"

And how could I forget this gem of a conversation...

"Sadler, you're small-time!"
"Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend."

 

[nin_ninja]

"Sanity is for the WEAK!"

NNNNNNNNNNNCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

 

[Greni]

"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

"Sure, I can do that! ...All done!" - NWN2 BTW

"I'm commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the cit-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

 

[SweetNess_666]

"I've sent my right hand after you"

"Your right hand comes off?"

O dear Leon o dear

 

[Alaster Angelo]

COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.

 

[CleverCover]

"Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?"

I restarted Dragon Age: Origins and made a new character just so I wouldn't have to deal with that anymore.

Oh God thisssssss.

I've never hated any of the characters' voices until I heard this on repeat constantly. It got where I muted my television during fights.

It still runs on repeat whenever I get either annoyed or walk by a ladder.

 

[Grant Hobba]

"wilco, Delta out"

 

[SoranMBane]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a knife in the temple! And so does listening to NCR Troopers' random dialog!

 

[Kotaro]

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."

The Master Librarian from Symphony of the Night, huh? I remember him.

For me, any of Fuuka's battle quotes in Persona 3. She's like Navi except she can talk in full sentences. An ability which she uses to be an ultimate Captain Obvious.

 

[_alexisneverlate_]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!!!!
NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!!!!!


Ohh. i've heard it a 1000 times...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8&feature=related

 

[WeAreStevo]

"Forgot the name, eh? A senior moment, perhaps?"

WHARBLEGARBL!!!

Gaaaaawd....I forgot about this one....I think my eyes bled just reading it...

 

[WeAreStevo]

Oh, and let's not forget the best line from Mirror's Edge...

"Faith-the-train. Take-the-train."

It sounded horribly robotic and like it should be the hook in some crappy techno song. I still can't get that out of my mind....