Apple Patents New "Anti-Sexting" Technology

The Journey

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Rensenhito said:
Stupid Apple. First they get the police to raid that guy's home, now they're trying to halt the exploration of sexuality.
Indeed. Fuck you apple. I'll use my iPhone how I like!

Oh the levity induced by a mere two line comment.

Seriously though, I think this is far, far too far. Fuck off.
 

Something Amyss

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Woodsey said:
Fucking hell, it's only a few dirty messages; does that really require forking out for a patent?

Bunch of fun-sponges.
Require? No. But it will make them lots of money.

I remember in high school, the filters they had were so bad we couldn't use any of the computers but the one in the admin's lab and the principal's office to do research on many subjects. I hope this is as good, because it would be hilarious to see innocuous messages edited to look dirty by an overbearing corporate presence.
 

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The censorship part is sort of reasonable, I guess. What really scares me is the forced word inclusion part of it. Just wait until someone hacks your phone and renders your texts unsendable unless every other one includes the word "meow."
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
We are Apple. Clean up your messages and surrender your rights. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
That is pretty much what I thought. This is getting to ridiculous to the amount of what they can do. I'm glad I don't bother with Apple
 

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olikunmissile said:
Fuck. That.

Too far.

The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?
I AM. Apple can suck my CCCC while I CCCC CCCCC CCCC'C CCCC (Damn you, Apple censors!).
 

Gildan Bladeborn

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cursedseishi said:
Hey, I cant wait to marklar your marklar with my marklar all marklar long, then get onto all four marklars and marklar the marklar with my marklar marklar...


something like that I'd imagine?
Is that... South Park?

Also, this thing is entirely retarded and the person who thought it up needs to be shot in the face. With a penis.
Yes it is.

On Topic: So... a profanity filter with adaptive abilities that can also be applied in a reverse fashion... that doesn't even factor in attached images or video. That's a bit like installing a security system which is just a note kindly asking any would be thieves to not steal your various high value items, which are helpfully displayed on an attached map of your premises. What's the point of blocking "dirty chat" if randy youngsters are free to add photographs of their junk as attachments?
 

Petromir

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If apple was enforcing this then it would be fair to call them the evil overloards, but they aren't. They are merley providing the means for aparent to control their underage childs exposre, you know as is both their right and responsibility.
 

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olikunmissile said:
Fuck. That.

Too far.

The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?
No need. It's only a matter of time before our exalted Google overlords release Google Skynet, take over the world, and ensure that Apple is completely and utterly wiped from existence.
 

L4hlborg

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There is always a way around naughty expressions. Always. If they try to censor them all, you'll probably only be able to text something like "I'm typing a post". And it won't take long until that is synonymous to midget sex or something like that.
 

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cursedseishi said:
Hey, I cant wait to marklar your marklar with my marklar all marklar long, then get onto all four marklars and marklar the marklar with my marklar marklar...


something like that I'd imagine?
I wanna marklar your marklar xD

unless ur male since I have no idea how to find out your gender O_O'
 

Altorin

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it correlates it to age and grade level?

lol. "I can't wait until I'm in 10th grade, so I can tell penis jokes"
 

Brandon237

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Apple, let me tell you about euphemisms...

Horny teenagers are far too creative and this product sounds far too stupid to work. And it does nothin' about pictures... That's... useless.
 

Olikunmissile

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jwien001 said:
olikunmissile said:
Fuck. That.

Too far.

The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?
No need. It's only a matter of time before our exalted Google overlords release Google Skynet, take over the world, and ensure that Apple is completely and utterly wiped from existence.
That fills me with joy,fear and sadness at the same time, the strangest emotions to feel at the same time I assure you.
 

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This is making me rage so damn hard, Just ARRGHH.
Okay, we need a feel good song...


*Calms down*

Okay, I can see WHY they are doing it, but can't Parents just check the kids phones? I mean, it sounds as if Parents hardly ever see their kids.


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Of course apple have have a App for that.
 

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I guess people will just have to fuck in person now instead of sexting, what has the world come too?