Apple Patents New "Anti-Sexting" Technology

[Quiet Stranger]

Parents should be more worried about their kids getting molexted.

 

[Madara XIII]

FUCK THAT!!!

SRSLY Though, are we Inventing SKYNET or something?!

Shit!! Here come the Terminators!!!! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Anti-what-now?

thats, uh, thats kinda overdoing it. fuck, isn't that invading peoples privacy? you could get sued for that.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

What?! It compares age and grade levels? Who the fuck is eight years old and has an iPhone?! Oh wait, never mind. Forgot this was the 21st century. Oh whatever, it's not like there won't be ways around it when it comes out, so what's the point?

 

[samsonguy920]

This is obviously a good idea.....NOT

We are Apple. Clean up your messages and surrender your rights. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

No! The line must be drawn here!

 

[Player 2]

Well, even if it's a software update that includes it, I'm the only person who uses my phone, and won't turn it on. And I'm in my second year of college and turning 20 in April 2011 anyway. In other words, fuck you Apple, I'll say whatever I want!

If it was a software update I doubt they'd make it an option, Apple are cocks like that.

 

[Vie]

Apple, killing your boner since 2010.

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

So they'll replace the offensive content with the apple logo. Doesn't touch pics and video (yet) but its only a matter of time....
And people wonder why I dislike Apple...

 

[elricik]

Well I for one think that apple is making a huge mist-...ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. WE ARE APPLE!!! ALL YOUR BASES BELONG TO US!!!

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Well, even if it's a software update that includes it, I'm the only person who uses my phone, and won't turn it on. And I'm in my second year of college and turning 20 in April 2011 anyway. In other words, fuck you Apple, I'll say whatever I want!

If it was a software update I doubt they'd make it an option, Apple are cocks like that.

Then there's still the fact that it's by age and grade level and I'm in college and turning 20 in six months...

 

[Madara XIII]

FUCK THAT!!!

I seriously think Apple is trying to invent SKYNET!!!

Oh shit! here come the Terminators to try and stop my Message.....Must send out...SCREW YOU APPLE....AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH Their Ripping out my insides...

The Machines are watching you

 

[spuddaemon]

...about, oh, 20 minutes

That's right... to all those morally & self-righteous missionaries trying to convert the savage masses...

I mean, dog forbid our parents block us from doing, what they did as kids... flirt, talk dirty, have sex.

Go hyper-hormonal hackers!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

This patent is almost as useless as the single-banana container. Any parent permissive enough to give their kid a freaking iphone is likely the same kind of parent who thinks parental control options are a wasted effort.

But hey, just in case this does start an anti-sexual revolution, would anybody else like to join me in playing Twing-Twang?

 

[Loonerinoes]

And so it continues. The moral guardians and the PR planners doing what they must for the sake of appearances and the youth not giving a shit and doing what they like in a slightly different way.

 

[mikecoulter]

Why are apple suddenly feeling the need to control everything that their customers do?

 

[imnot]

Hahaha, this will never work.

 

[Lucifron]

Fuck. That.

Too far.

The resistance starts here, WHO'S WITH ME?

I am! Quickly, to the ramparts of passive resistance!

 

[The DSM]

Doesnt that just mean people will use a Thesarus?

Yeah, this isnt going to work without having Runescape level censoring, so you cant say anything.

 

[Marsell]

I cant tell if this is Ned Flanders doing, or Marge Simpson's.

 

[spuddaemon]

Strict parents don't know how to censor games, what chance do they have of getting this to work?

Exactly.

But hey, just in case this does start an anti-sexual revolution, would anybody else like to join me in playing Twing-Twang?

I'm in!