Artificial gravity offline...

[Amethyst Wind]

Anyone for chess?

 

[Deleted]

I would do a SPINNING BIRD KICK!

 

[David Bray]

So, you are embarking on a pan-galactic journey with a bunch of quirky aliens for whatever reason. You have a lot of empty space and a lot of random cargo on the ship - what's the first thing you'll do in zero gravity? I'd try to use a leafblower as a makeshift jetpack, for starters.

No mentions of sex, please. That's just unoriginal.

I believe i heard somewhere that sex is insanely difficult in zero G due to blood-flow changes to the penis

 

[Kollega]

I would launch random rockets out of the spaceship. An object in motion stays in motion unless stopped by another force right? that force could be a moon, a random meteor, a small planet of cute furry animals, etc.

AND THAT IS WHY SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS A DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-*****-IN-SPACE!

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One more thing to do in zero gravity: splash the contents of your beer stein in the face of your crewmate... who is 10 metres away.

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

No sex...umm...eagle? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9movnpS4s4]