dam ive been wanting assassins creed 2 to have a release date for ages...this just pisses me off
In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.
After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!DirkGently said:In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.
Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!DirkGently said:In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.
Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.DirkGently said:Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!DirkGently said:In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.
Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.DirkGently said:Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!DirkGently said:In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.
I AM! I AM! I SO FREAKING AM!!!! I loved Assassin's Creed so much, it's up there as one of my favorite games of all time (Portal, Halo, Bioshock, Assassin's Creed in order). They should be delaying it to make it better, not to piss off every fucking fan they have! I am a mixture of REALLY HYPED and REALLY FUCKING PISSED. Hyped because they've finished it and pissed because they've already finished it and they're holding it back.harhol said:Who in their right mind is 'anticipating' Assassin's Creed 2?
Hmmm my urge to collect flags is growing stronger...
This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.DirkGently said:Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!DirkGently said:In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.
Hipsters prove themselves retarded with new 'head-pants'. Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:This just in: Typos are back in fashion; Eleven O'clock news is unhip.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news makes a typo, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Breaking news: quote pyramids appear throughout escapist form thread.DirkGently said:Authorities move to reclassify the game executive hit and run incident as an instance of animal hit and run "Because nobody could possibly be that stupid." Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:After six months of waiting, the hit-and-run suspect in the "video game exec massacre" has yet to turn himself in. Authorities are calling waiting in an effort to build suspense "stupid." In other obvious news, the sky is blue!DirkGently said:In a press conference today, investigators announced that they had made a major breakthrough on the hit and run of the game executives today. However, they have not released details about this breakthrough, as they "Want the suspect to be nervous and excited, so he'll probably turn himself in. Also these donuts are excellent, er". Film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Unfortunately, it's not a good idea to run out into the road. Sadly the pants blinded executives were brutally run over shortly after. Strangely, the driver then backed up, running them over again, before he veered off, running them over a third time. Police have not made any efforts to pursue the suspect. Official reports say that they "are waiting for the suspense to build".DirkGently said:In this piece of footage, you can see them chasing down the street after an ice cream, before getting distracted by butterflys.Twilight_guy said:As you can see from this footage, these are the executives here, and they clearly have pairs of pants stuck on their heads as they discuss their most recent decision. Now experts tell me that this behavior is characteristic of sufferers of the stupid virus.DirkGently said:Games executives confirm that they are retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:Film of eight O'clock news calling game executives pants-on-head-retarded released. Game executives refuse to respond on the grounds that it will build the anticipation for when they do respond.DirkGently said:Eight o'clock news calls game executives pants-on-head-retarded, film at eleven.Twilight_guy said:News flash: Game executives are pants-on-head retarded. Details at 8.