is jumped by a horde of brain hungry zombies. maddawg, the zombie general, found his two hands and picked up the gem. with the power in this gem i shall finally join the living again. all of the sudden...
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Link stole it again! HAHAHAHA! He used the gem to steal maddawg's soul, and proceeded to throw it into a volcano.
Noone revived him in time, and his body was therefore lifeless and pointless.
...So Link brutally stabbed him in the spine.
Unfortunately, a cow happened to be watching the whole horrific experience.
The cow sprung into action, and...
Noone revived him in time, and his body was therefore lifeless and pointless.
...So Link brutally stabbed him in the spine.
Unfortunately, a cow happened to be watching the whole horrific experience.
The cow sprung into action, and...
stomped on links head till HE DIED. he then put on his heat resitence suit and retrived the gem and ate it. maddawg took control of the cow and then told his lackeys to give him a brain transplant. they placed the brain in his old body. "now we will find a way to bring me back to life.... why are there stab wounds in my spine."
stupid crappy zombie: but sir why not just place your brain into a living body.
maddawg:............. WHY YOU LITTLE.
he then proceeds to strangle the stupid zombie when all of the sudden...
stupid crappy zombie: but sir why not just place your brain into a living body.
maddawg:............. WHY YOU LITTLE.
he then proceeds to strangle the stupid zombie when all of the sudden...
Maddawg is licked to death by Happy Dog the Happy Dog. Happy Dog the Happy Dog then decides that the zombies look far too sad. To remedy this Happy Dog the Happy Dog takes it upon himself to journey to the mythical supermarket and obtain the wondrous ice cream so that all may bask in its creamy goodness and know true happiness. As Happy Dog the Happy Dog sets out on this journey he................
Is turned back into a sad human by Midna, who just fell asleep during the boring lecture. Midna then loots the guy, making him even more depressed. As she flys away with her newfound treasures, Midna....
is attacked by evildawg the alien brother of maddawg. evildawg sends his army of alien supersoliders to earth where they rampaged till they found the zombified body of maddawg. they hold a funeral for maddawg (even thought he was already dead) and during the funeral...
A horde of happy cows stampede through the ceremony to look for the gem, destroying and lecturing all who stand in the way but they were interupted when...
A single hunter zombie rampages through the hoarde detroying any who would stand against him, after the rampage he found the gem, which was the only way for him to be human again. But just as he was about to take it.....
evildawg punches him into a wall. he then punches him contuinuosly (cant spell today) till he dies. he then takes the gem and uses to revive maddawg. they then go on an evil tag-team with thier armies. they then find earth boring so they get in a spaceship and invade the nearest inhabitaed planet, eden prime. upon landing...
They see the ground split apart, and DU DUNN DUNNNNNN!!!!! A hunter explodes from the ground and sparta kicks, maddawg into the pit of death he had created with the explosion. But just as he was about to retrieve the crystal...
DUN DUNN DUNNNNNN!!!!! Happy cow returns from the dead and out of anger and frustration kicks the hunters head off. Happy cow then takes the gem and begins running for her life until...
evildawg sniped happy cow with his longshot sniper. he pulled maddawg out of the abyss and then ordered his army to make sure all hunters are hunted to extincion (ironic). evildawg then went over to the headless corpse of happy cow and to be safe unloaded a clip of lancer bullets into him. beliving they were unstoppable (since the other 2 posters keeping this thread alive are dead) they continued there destructive force until.....
WheresMyCow showed up! and he is pissed about people killing off cows. So he proceeds to beat Evildawg over the head with Wirt's Leg! Until....
Rammy the Happy Ram pops up and heads-butt the cow to death! Yay! Rammy then picks up the gem, wondering what he could do with such a powerful object. He then shrugs, eats it, and goes to a happy meadow to graze. But suddenly...
DUN DUNN DUNNNN!!!! Happy cow comes out of no where and starts lecturing Rammy the Happy Ram on the "bird and the bees" until Rammy the Happy Ram's head explode from the awkward conversation. Happy cow then steps on Rammy the Happy Ram's stomach and retrieves the gem. and once again the Happy cow held it in its hooves until...
A-slightly-more-cyber-punk-like-L launches a gas arrow from the dark corner no one had seen. With a daring dash(wood) he snags the gem from the unconcious happy cow and slings himself over the gorge of peril with a handy rope dangling conveniently right next to him, just in time to...
..find Peppy the drunk Kung fu Penguin hurl a full keg of ale at a-slightly-more-cyber-punk-like-L's head knocking him out cold. Peppy grabs the gem and makes off into the darkness when..
evildawgs once alien (now zombie) army attacked peppy. maddawg walked forward and picked up the gem. he moves over to the corpse of evildawg. he could revive him but he felt this way he would have more power. he orders the army to contiune their destruction of the planet when....
(to next poster: orginally when i posted into this thread i had the l4d cover art as my avatar so please just ingore raam and prentend its a zombie)
(to next poster: orginally when i posted into this thread i had the l4d cover art as my avatar so please just ingore raam and prentend its a zombie)
When the highwind appeared and Cid the master of jumping fell down ramming his spear into evildawgs chest and casting bolt 3, of course being a zombie only a head attack would destroy him and casting bolt did nothing, Cid continued his flurry of attacks when..
...NinjaSkills jumps in and stabs Ollie5996 with Agni and Rudra and lite him on fire. And then making the flames bigger with wind when...