It never ceases to amaze me just how much hate a Bioware character can earn by being humanly flawed. Apparently the worst thing you can ever do is try to tell someone about your problems, as no matter how justified you are, you will be labelled a whiner.
I ask Kaiden about himself and he tells me that he was (possibly intentionally) exposed to element zero as a kid, and then sent off to a brutal boot camp? What an emo!
Alistair, literally everyone you know and love is either dead or dying over the course of Dragon Age: Origins! That's no excuse to complain about it to the only person you could now consider a friend!
Jack, you were abducted and experimented on as a kid. Then once you escaped you had to survive as a child amongst the worst and most dangerous scum the galaxy has to offer. What possible reason could you have not to likable person?
Ashley, you're cautious around an entire galaxy full of sentient species that humanity has only just discovered because you believe they'll look out for themselves first just like humans do? This totally puts on par with the KKK, despite how you reject the Terra Firma party and Cerberus.
Uszi said:
Ash --> Tough girl recites poetry
Jack writes her own, as you find out in the Shadow Broker DLC. There's two ways this may play out in Mass Effect 3:
Ashley: Oh yes, I read poetry. Tennyson, and so on. You know, the classics.
Jack: Yeah, well I'm like, writing from the inside, y'know? It comes right from my soul. My tortured, tortured soul.
Ashley: Um... You haven't read the classics?
Jack: The stuff I read? It's like, so cutting edge you properly haven't even heard of them. You know, independent stuff.
Ashley: Oh yeah? Well Liara let me read some of your stuff on her network. Can't say I'm too impressed, baldy.
Jack: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, *****!
Either that or:
Ashley: Do you like poetry?
Jack: I fucking love poetry!
*Magical poetry power forever*