Batman soars through your window.
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"Son of a *****!" I cry as he breaks through and lands behind me while I cover my head with my arms. "Er, sorry, let-me-just-get out of your way here" as I scramble for the door. "Don't break my computer...!" I call back into the room while I run away. If Batman crashes into my dorm room then something's gonna go down and there ain't much room for me to stay out of the way.
Dude he is #$@!ing batman Skylights are his specialty!Paksenarrion said:
there is more but ill stop with these...
Anyways I would be like Holy @%!$ its professor laton!!!!(inside joke)
or Where the @%#$ is Robin! I want Robin!!!!! (just see what he says)
1.
Me: Are you here about the marijuana plants?
Batman: No, I'm here for- wait you have marijuana plants?
Me: Nuh, Noooooooo.
2.
So... you got my pizza?
3.
The Joker is the next house down.
4.
Catwoman's next house down.
5.
Dude, everyone's been waiting, did you bring the chips?
(He shamefully walks out.)
6.
Wait, YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN!
7.
Wait, YOU'RE NOT IRONMAN!
8.
I want you off the F'N set you prick! No don't be just sorry, THINK for one (yeah you know the rest)...
9.
Now calm down, we were all drunk last night, and I just thought it might be cool if I took a few-
(chokes me)
The pictures are in the camera! I haven't taken them out! I swear to God, I promise I won't tell anyone about the punch bowl! Or the lion! Or the stolen cop car! Or the trip to the hospital! Or the dare that cost Robin his tooth! Or all the blackjack money that Green Arrow won!
10.
Am I having that dream again? Cause usually it's either Bat Girl or Super Girl...
11.
I hope you're rich, because you just stepped on a bunch of my crap.
12.
I hope you're rich, because I just knocked over my limited edition copy of "One More Day" which signed by Joe Quesada.
Batman just stares me down and ***** slaps me.
Me: Are you here about the marijuana plants?
Batman: No, I'm here for- wait you have marijuana plants?
Me: Nuh, Noooooooo.
2.
So... you got my pizza?
3.
The Joker is the next house down.
4.
Catwoman's next house down.
5.
Dude, everyone's been waiting, did you bring the chips?
(He shamefully walks out.)
6.
Wait, YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN!
7.
Wait, YOU'RE NOT IRONMAN!
8.
I want you off the F'N set you prick! No don't be just sorry, THINK for one (yeah you know the rest)...
9.
Now calm down, we were all drunk last night, and I just thought it might be cool if I took a few-
(chokes me)
The pictures are in the camera! I haven't taken them out! I swear to God, I promise I won't tell anyone about the punch bowl! Or the lion! Or the stolen cop car! Or the trip to the hospital! Or the dare that cost Robin his tooth! Or all the blackjack money that Green Arrow won!
10.
Am I having that dream again? Cause usually it's either Bat Girl or Super Girl...
11.
I hope you're rich, because you just stepped on a bunch of my crap.
12.
I hope you're rich, because I just knocked over my limited edition copy of "One More Day" which signed by Joe Quesada.
Batman just stares me down and ***** slaps me.
The moment he broke through my window I would jump out my other window. While falling from the 4th floor I would pull out my detonator and blow up the building cackling like a madman I would then proceed to kill everyone I see only to have Batman show up again resulting with me pulling out another detonator and putting another building on his face. I would then resume killing everyone I see again only to have Batman come and stop me again thus spawning a beautiful relationship that would last several seasons....
Well, considering where my window is in relation to me, he'd pretty much have to kick me in the face at several miles an hour. So I would probably greet him with a big "WHAT THE FUCK??!!"....or I'd be unconscious/dead.
This except I have to change house to apartment. Also, I'd want to know if anyone was chasing him. I wouldn't want to be in the way should Bane or Killer Croc were in pursuit.neonnightlite said:
"Brucie boy, architecturally speaking, what you just did is practically impossible. Unless, you were already inside my house..."
