Batman soars through your window.

[Mysticgamer]

After changing my pants, I'd ask him if he's looking for a new sidekick, at which I'm sure he'd just laugh, but hey, at least I'd be able to say I got Batman to laugh!

If you did that the Joker would kill you.

 

[Spy Killer]

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!

 

[kickyourass]

To be honest I'd probably panic and smash him over the head with something heavy. But hypothetically if I wasn't an idiot I'd probably say something to the effect of, "Holy fuck balls it's Batman!! Will you teach me how to kick ass?"

 

[captaincabbage]

But. . . My window doesn't open. . . How did. . . and now he's. . . WHAAAA??

 

[Magnesium360]

How would I greet him? With a bullet through his brain. He is, afterall, my arch nemesis. Or rather one of many.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Great. Neat Trick. Now fix my fucking window, ass.

 

[Danielsmells]

"Dude, it's half 8 in the freakin' morning! Piss off!"

 

[lighto]

I'd ignore him as if this kind of thing happens all the time. :3

 

[kahlzun]

uhhhh... hi.. bit lost mate?

 

[Decum]

Well, considering the my window doesn't open so...he just smashed through it.
"Dude...your paying for that..."
And if he doesn't pay then he's got a new enemy to look out for.

 

[krimson_dropz]

holyshit ok brucey boy heres the deal you employ me in a fake position in your compony giving me oh lits say 300000 a month and i forget your secret identity.

 

[knight steel]

You just destroyed my window.....that makes me angry you won't like me WHEN I'M ANGRY

 

[Ldude893]

"Hi, Bruce."

Batman: "How the hell-"

 

[Resphyre]

AAAAHHH FUCK... THERE IS GLASS EVERYWHERE... OH GOD ITS IN MY EYES WHY IS THERE GLASS IN MY EYES!?!?! OH FUCK THIS HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH WHY CANT YOU JUST OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW FIRST FUCK OWWWW

 

[DeadEy3]

"No, 'I' am the night!"

 

[Palademon]

Batman I'm happy for you and I'm gunna let you finish, but night owl was the best non super powered crime fighter of all time, of all time.

 

[Illithidae]

A wild Batman appears in Western Australia!

 

[TheHecatomb]

So would you like an apple or something or are you not quite the fruitbat?