Bay Goes From Transformers to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

steampunk42

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......cant he do something nobody would watch....like a live-action care-bears movie
 

Rect Pola

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You would swear this guy is obsessed with ruining fandom. Why do studios keep letting this man work?
 

Dorian6

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What the hell?

Why does Micheal Bay have to ruin everything that was awesome when I was a child?
 

tehweave

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GROAN.

Michael... We understand that you love explosions, money, and tits.
We understand that most people love those too.
We'd appreciate it if you didn't add explosions, money, and tits and a half-billion dollar budget to things from the 80s that we loved.

Turtles have already had a blockbuster movie. ALREADY HAD. There were three of them and the third one was about TIME TRAVEL. We don't need another.

Jeez... Next hollywood will be making a half-billion dollar reboot movie of power rangers.
Oh crap... I hope I didn't say that out loud.
 

MR.Spartacus

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Brotherofwill said:

That would be terrible. There isn't much left to be ravaged after the third movie, but assuredly Micheal Bay would find a way to humiliate the little there is left.
I'm assuming the question was "Will this film have any redeeming features whatsoever?"
Edit: Best guess is he'll be racking his head on how to make it worst than the third one.

internetzealot1 said:
But they don't have rocket launchers! How will Bay do a movie withtout rocket launchers.
Or a fleet of fighter jets, tanks and various other unnecessary military hardware.
 

TheTygre

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In other news, evidence that God has forever abandoned man continues to grow.

tehweave said:
Jeez... Next hollywood will be making a half-billion dollar reboot movie of power rangers.
Oh crap... I hope I didn't say that out loud.
It's too late.

The words have been spoken.

The curse cannot be undone.

The prophecy will be fulfilled.
 

Tipsy Giant

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thenumberthirteen said:
Damn you. Just damn you. He's set up an entire company to more efficiently screw over beloved franchises, and we just sit back and pay him money. It must stop.

Also I recently found out I wasn't imagining things and TMNT was called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.
Yeah it was here in the UK where Ninja was too edgy a word for parents
 

Billion Backs

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When the source material is so bad - and don't listen to your nostalgia, neither transformers nor TMNT were that good - there's nothing he could do to make it worse.

I approve!

And yes, I watched plenty of TMNT as a kid.
 

JonnWood

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I feel a great disturbance on the internet, as if thousands of nerds and geeks cried out in anguish and aren't going to stop for years.
 

Withall

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I must admit that I can't help but think "well, fanboys. This is your fault. You kept the company franchise alive all this time". Nostalgia's good. Nostalgia made contemporary culture is not.

Let's see what Mr.Bay actually does with the material you have kept alive, eh?
 

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Dear Bay,

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are specifically about the lives of four ninja turtles, their rat sensei and they fight legions of the evil ninja gang the Black foot.

If you put any emphasis at all on the human characters or the army, FUCK YOU.
 

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Macgyvercas said:
I think this link is completely 100% appropriate under the circumstances.

Press button in dire situations [http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/]

Screw you Michael Bay. I don't need anyone damaging my childhood memories more than they already have been. Leave TMNT alone, damnit!

EDIT: This works too.


This also works.


For the above video, please note:

Gandalf = Production rights to TMNT
Balrog = Michael Bay
Fellowship = TMNT Fanbase
Frodo = The most diehard TMNT fans
That LoTR scene made my cry with laughter. I applaud you good sir in the highest manner. You've made my evening. I pretty much agree with you, and I come in to the Frodo catagory.
 

William Dickbringer

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it's offical I hate viacom even more now (remeber nick bought platinum dunes out and nick is owned by viacom) but there are still some unanwsered questions 1.does that mean no more horror movie remakes from this company? 2.does this mean that they're now going to butcher children shows from the 80's? 3.what will the nostailgia critic think of this?