Bay Goes From Transformers to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[vasudean]

*twitch twitch* Oh dear god. No. No! Please No! Why Michael Bay, why?! Why are you going to destroy the cornerstone of my childhood?!
*imitates Darth Vader's No*

 

[StrangerMouse]

DONT. YOU. DARE. YOU. TALENTLESS. ASININE. PRICK!

You have ALREADY ruined Transformers, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH?! IS NO FACET OF MY CHILDHOOD SACRED!

But seriously, no way I'm seeing this.

 

[internetzealot1]

But they don't have rocket launchers! How will Bay do a movie withtout rocket launchers.

 

[kotorfan04]

I think the real issue here is that fact that TMNT is getting rebooted after being rebooted three years ago. If this trend continues we will soon reach a point where Hollywood attempts to reboot itself, causing a critical... oh fuck it its a 2012 joke.

 

[gillebro]

you know, i was never a big fan of Transformers...
but when you mess with my Turtles, Bay, I mess with you.

 

[hyperdrachen]

Sound of every TMNT fan rageing in 3...2...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[TheRealCJ]

Why are you all saying this will be the worst thing ever

Bay makes action films. He makes good ACTION films. If you want a film with story and plot go somewhere else but i'm getting tired of everyone who thinks its alright to hate on anything bay does. He's good at what he does. If you don't like it don't pay to see it.

Pretty much

You don't HAVE to watch it.

No, what bay does is make good action SCENES.

All the bits that aren't shit-blowing-up are banal and stupid.

You know as well as I do that the only reason those scenes are in there is because he has to put them in to make it "acceptable" to the producers

Not to mention vaguely watchable to audiences.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Wait..how many franchises is nick buying?

 

[Double A]

Michael Bay and TMNT don't mix.

In fact, the only that that does mix with Explodey Man is explosions, and the only thing that mixes with TMNT is 12 year old kids screaming curse words on XBL or 8 year old kids high off of anime.

And hey, why not cast Megan Fox as April O'Neil?

Dear god no. The last thing I want is Megan Fox trying to act as April O'Neil. Let the franchise die and start creating something new.

Franchise did die in turles forever. Also megan won't be in it due to the same reason she won't be in transformers 3.

I'm on the edge of my seat.

Pleasebedeath.Pleasebedeath.Pleasebedeath.Pleasebedeath.

 

[demoman_chaos]

I hope this is like the cake and is a lie.
-Slaps self for doing yet another cake is a lie joke-

 

[tim98042]

well im glad they will be making another TNMT film but im not sure whether bay is the right man for the job, im sceptical but will just have to wait and see the film for myself before i judge it i think.

 

[Devi Darkside]

Sound of every TMNT fan rageing in 3...2...

1.... 0.... NOOOOOO!!!

I hate that man so much....

That's exactly how I feel.

 

[Klepa]

TMNT literally equals to my childhood.

Michael Bay figuratively equals to a sex offender.

So.. NNNNOOOO!!!!!

 

[Rawker]

When I heard Michael Bay was doing Transformers I thought "fine, this is what he does, and Transformers was never all that good anyway". Then he managed to disappoint even then. But I LIKED the Ninja Turtles. He's getting closer and closer to going too far... not that there's anything I can do but not buy a ticket. Which I won't.

Anyway, Michael Bay has yet to ruin Street Sharks, so at least I can relax knowing that.

Yeah, I noticed he was starting to do that. I also noticed Megan Fox was invading the sanctity of Wonder Woman. Sooner or later, a generation of unimaginative producers and actors/actresses are going to being playing and redoing everything. OH GAWD, HIDE ALL THE STORIES YOU HOLD NEAR AND DEAR TO YOUR HEART! It's the movie apocalypse!

 

[zana bonanza]

But they don't have rocket launchers! How will Bay do a movie withtout rocket launchers.

He will give them rocket launchers. You know he will. Something will have to explode.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

http://xkcd.com/748/

 

[vaderaider]

He already raped one part of my childhood and now he is doing it again.

 

[Hobbit in Denial]

Well, thats another of my favourite childhood series' going down the proverbial pan.

 

[DeleteMe1112311]

Noooo! Why!? Who let him in here!?

This is actually pretty depressing news...