Best magic eight ball answer?

[hopeneverdies]

It's a boy, sort of

Cookies for reference

 

[quiet_samurai]

"You know I love it rough like that"

 

[quack35]

"I'm right behind you"

 

[SprodeMaster]

I got three:
IGNORE ME
TRY AGAIN LATER
LATER ISN'T IN 3 SECONDS,YOU APE

 

[Glerken]

"He's the Anti-Yahtzee Dumbass"

 

[RoboPenguin]

It's a boy, sort of

Cookies for reference

Demetri Martin

 

[hagaya]

"No matter what I answer you're still an asshole."

 

[Hazy]

Me:"Will I ever Have a family?"
Magic 8 Ball: "HEEEEEELLLLL NAAAAWWWW"

 

[hagaya]

Use the Search Bar.

You say that a lot, don't you? Is this supposed to be the joke, or are you serious?

 

[tthor]

"i sure hope not"

"WTF is wrong with you?! o_o"

"the police have been notified"

 

[sorry user name taken.]

''are you still there?''

''ah! put me down!?''

in portal turret voice XD

 

[Cpt. Red]

"Don't stop"
"Ooo.. That feels nice"
"Do you come hear often?"
"Good question"

 

[Xorghul]

"I'm your father."
Doesn't matter what the question is, THAT should be the answer.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

"Hey, I'm not about to tell you!"
"Cookies"
"Magic 8 Ball is currently busy. Leave a message at the beep"
"While you were shaking me, I nicked all your cookies!"

 

[AngloDoom]

Magical 8-Ball filled with Nitroglycerine; it needs no words.

 

[ninjajoeman]

Magical 8-Ball filled with Nitroglycerine; it needs no words.

I loled so hard

 

[timmytom1]

"Sucks to be you"

or

"you`re so FUCKED!!!!!!"

 

[timmytom1]

http://serverbeach.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bsod.jpg

*Gives cookie to G1eet* Take this you`ve earned it

 

[Halceon]

Hi, ADRIAN!

Or better yet "It's all your fault, ADRIAN!"
And the classic "Well, if you don't know then i'm not going to tell you."

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you ask that.

Help! I'm trapped in a magic eight-ball factory!


This all reminds me of a great LARP-based story I once heard:
Prophet: We have three options. One will save us all, the others may damn us. I can see no more than that.
Mad scientist: Just as well I brought the magic eight-ball then!