Best out of context quotes.

[Macgyvercas]

"We may need you to play twing-twang."

Bonus points if you guess why I used that particular quote.

"We may need you to play twing twang."

Yes, I actually did use that ZP line out of context. And it was awesome.

It's no fun if you just use Yahtzee's joke.

For you, maybe not. Personally, I thought it was hilarious.

 

[Eddie the head]

Got to be this! The stupidity is painful to behold.

I find that one funny.

 

[Ldude893]

"I was frozen today!"

Goddammit, you beat me to the punch.

 

[uchytjes]

"Are you sure you can handle that massive weiner? I mean look at it!"

-me talking to my friend about the utterly MASSIVE hot dog she bought from the concession stand.

 

[Loonyyy]

I once defended myself against accusations of homophobia with the phrase "I have gay friends up the ass."

Unrelated, but that reminds me of a guy in a CSS match telling me (Tagged 'cause it's kind of obscene)

Spoiler

to blow him, just going on and on explicitly trying to describe me sucking his... well, you get the idea. Then he starts with the usual stuff, you know, "Fag" etc (Online gamers. Cool guys.), until my friend points out that he's the one who wants a dude to blow him. The clean crisp silence.

Today I was at the dentist, and the dentist asked his assistant "How many have you got jammed up there?".

Brilliant.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Nooo! I don't want to be tiny! Where's my Cornucopia?!"

I was playing Final Fantasy 7.

 

[newfoundsky]

"Who fucking did sheet outs, Al Pacino? There's flour everywhere!"

Sometimes my job is awesome XD

Also good:

"I'll eat anything that hasn't had a chance to grow up!"

Guess the reference.

 

[Evil Smurf]

why has'n't this been mentioned?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4f2gm4ej91qjnpnp.gif

 

[RedDeadFred]

Got to be this! The stupidity is painful to behold.

If people have access to Twitter, they have access to Google. Seriously, you'd think that if people felt strongly about something, they would want to find out all of the facts about it first. I had no idea what this God Particle was before today but as soon as I saw your post, I immediately spent about 5 minutes reading about it.

Then I LOL'd at all of the people who just made complete asses out of themselves.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"I was frozen today!"

Goddammit, you beat me to the punch.

You and me both. I'll have to use a different Christopher Lloyd quote now.

"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit!"

 

[Louzon]

My friend and I were at work talking about Skyrim, and a female employee walked in when he said:

"Oh, I've killed at least 3 of my wives"

My friend is a busser at the restaurant and is somewhere around 19 years old. lol