Best quote from a game?

[EGtodd09]

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YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!
Also, it's nice being able to read the new captcha thing.

 

[Seanfall]

"A MAN CHOOSES A SLAVE OBEYS!"...."OBEY!!" - Andrew Ryan.

 

[sizzle949]

From the new Mortal Kombat:

Scorpion: "The Shirai Ryu are dead. You will suffer as they did."
Sub-zero: "To hell with your clan."
Scorpion: "No... to hell with you!"

 

[Swifty714]

"Fuck this shit!"
- Nikolai Bellic

Don't get much shorter, and sweeter then that.

"PRESS THE RED BUTTON, GET A COOKIE!"
-Redmond, Whiplash

 

[UFOROMANTIC]

"What IS a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk?HAVE AT YOU!"
Dracula, Castlevania

Oh, and Scooter from Borderlands:
"This is where the cars live! Get you one!"

 

[mega48man]

"What?! What does that even mean?! You're gonna kill my dick?! Well...I'll kill your dick! How about that?!"

damn, you ninja'd me. f**kin' loved that game

 

[mega48man]

girls - what about the game duke? was IT any good?

"yeah, but after 12 f**kin years, it SHOULD be" -duke nukem

what great about this quote? humiliating and overwhelming irony of epic proportion

 

[Sizdian]

I can't believe noones mentioned: "Yup, that's a cow alright..."

 

[Sharpsky]

"This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!. . . Wait, scrap that, cheese for no one. That can be just as much a celebration if you don't like cheese."

 

[BrailleOperatic]

"Some kind of...sneaky...witch thief!" -Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins.

 

[Swifty714]

"Some kind of...sneaky...witch thief!" -Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins.

"And this is the part where we find out you never had freinds as a child"

 

[Logic 0]

Von kaiser's "ATTACKE!" from punchout is mine, because it just works anywhere.

 

[ChupathingyX]

"M67's...I love M67's."
- Mattias Nilsson

"I just want you to [bexplian[/b] to me, why we're still getting the crap shelled out of us. And I don't want to hear; "authorisation", "approval", "clearance" or...now who the hell is this!?"
- Col. Samuel Garrett.

"For every one of us who falls, ten more will take his place!"
- Imperial Guardsman

"If in doubt, throw more men at it!"
- Kasrkin

"Glory to the first man to die! Charge!"
- Commissar

"Witness the glory of the Emperor, through me!"
- Psyker

"Make it rain FIRE!"
- Basilisk

"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell!"
- Baneblade

"This is the judgement of the righteous, scum!"
- Grey Knights

"I am the Emperor's will made manifest."
- Chaplain

"Despair, for I am the end of days.
- Daemon Prince

"Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."
- Tankbusta

"They cower... We carve..."
- Mandrake

"The banner... RAISE THE BANNNNER!"
- Mandrake

"Thou shalt not. I shall!"
- Canoness

 

[SimpleJack]

There was a really good monologue by the jackal on one of his tapes in far cry 2 in which he talks about how you cant break a man the same way you can break a dog or a horse, in stead of just beating him physically, you have to damage his mind.

Also when Ryder says "Like a raggedy-ass muthafucka" in gta san andreas

 

[Lord Merik]

From Jade Empire. "I am God Emperor Sun, who among you can challenge my right to rule!" I just love the balls of that statement. Or "a man chooses a slave obeys" From Bioshock not because I think its some deep quote but because of what was happinging as he said it.

 

[Zeema]

Cole Talking about the Relationship between Dr Wolfe and Kuo

Cole [talking to Kuo] : So he isn't Like your significantly older boyfriend?

EDIT: and another good one

Cole: hehe 'Penel code'

 

[DarklordKyo]

Cecil's pre-asskicking one-liner to Prishe in Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy

Cecil: Do you need something to eat?

Understand that he's not saying it in an "I'm gonna give you a dark or light powered knuckle sandwich" way, more of an "are you hungry?, I'll buy you something if so" kind of way.

video proof below (starting at 3:20):

 

[Benjamin Moore]

Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!

Baldur's Gate? I remember this; had me in tears...

"Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?" - CJ, GTA San Andreas

NIOBE: I guess we all gotta die sometime.
GHOST: All I've ever asked from this word is that when it's my time, let it be for something, not of something.
- Enter the Matrix

 

[Paul Toth]

cut ur balls off and sell them to a krogan

 

[Fenix7]

?You fight like a dairy farmer.?
?How appropriate. You fight like a cow.?

Can't believe no one posted a MI quote in 4 pages