Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[headshotcatcher]

"Whats that up there? I saw a picture once.. Is that.. Is that.. The sky!?! I'll be famous sometime, I saw the sky!"

Oh you cute little rascal you!

Fuck the Metro 2033 kid! That was my least favorite part of the game.

Why? It was rather adorable (since Artyom is quite a lot of a dick himself) and it felt really in place. Plus those creepy crawly things that were in those caves didn't really hurt anyway, I only got killed when trying to save myself and him from those explosives (I wanted to explode them with a grenade before snapping the tripwire, but apparently the grenades made the ceiling collapse, while the huge explosion from those explosive traps didn't.. )

Anyway it felt really organic and I was glad enough that he was on my back instead of following me around

 

[Matthew Wilson]

'Would you...' Oh wait.

I have to say Dutch's final words to John in Red Dead Redemption are pretty great;

Dutch: We can't always fight nature, John. We can't fight change. We can't
fight gravity. We can't fight nothing. My whole life, all I ever did
was fight.

Marston: Then give up, Dutch.

Dutch: But I can't give up, neither. I can't fight my own nature. That's the
paradox, John. You see?

Marston: Then I have to shoot you.

Dutch: When I'm gone, they'll just find another monster. They have to, because
they have to justify their wages.

Marston: That's their business.

Dutch: Our time is passed, John.

He basically tells John the government will betray him.

Also in Modern Warfare 1, Captain McMillian's 'Oi Suzy' is always funny.

 

[Eofofo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U-BPDDDSto
My name is Bolo Santosi. Voice acting is hard.

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

?Most people think Time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction. They are wrong. Sit down and I will tell you a tale like none that you have ever heard.?
-The Prince, from Prince of Persia.

I have to wonder, why no Bioshock? I wasn't aware it was some giant treasure trove of overused quotes. In fact, I'm going to give one anyways:

"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well."

 

[aitken23]

Baird's response to Cole's speech in Gears 2:

"There we go. One muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great... I love your speech there, especially with the *****-*** stuff. Very good, very enlightening"

Just perfectly snarky.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

" We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us. " -Andrew Ryan

COME AT ME BRO

 

[4RM3D]

The cake is a lie

 

[Hal10k]

"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."

- Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness, from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion- Shivering Isles.

Pretty much anything this guy has ever said.

 

[hermes]

"So tell me Bats, what ARE you afraid of hmm?
Failing to save this cesspool of a city?
Not finding the commissioner on time?

ME... IN A THONG!!?HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Blank Kold]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

Also:

Are you sure you want to do that, friend?
Are you sure you want to do that, amigo?

 

[LarenzoAOG]

"Whats that up there? I saw a picture once.. Is that.. Is that.. The sky!?! I'll be famous sometime, I saw the sky!"

Oh you cute little rascal you!

Fuck the Metro 2033 kid! That was my least favorite part of the game.

Why? It was rather adorable (since Artyom is quite a lot of a dick himself) and it felt really in place. Plus those creepy crawly things that were in those caves didn't really hurt anyway, I only got killed when trying to save myself and him from those explosives (I wanted to explode them with a grenade before snapping the tripwire, but apparently the grenades made the ceiling collapse, while the huge explosion from those explosive traps didn't.. )

Anyway it felt really organic and I was glad enough that he was on my back instead of following me around

Firstly, how is Artyom a dick, he's undertaking a perilous journey to save everything he's ever known or loved and more. Also while that chapter was a huge turning point in the story, Artyom's transformation from a boy to a man, a point where he no longer needed protection from others and began to help those weaker than himself, but that kid was also fucking annoying.

 

[Not PvP Flagged]

I am disappointed that there is no
FALCON PUNCH!

But my favorite is
"Vwe vwill bury them."
Numerous Soviet Vehicles.

 

[Total LOLige]

"One dead grub"

 

[sketch_zeppelin]

"See, thats the kind of shit that got us a M rating"

Splatterhouse

 

[AMAZED]

"You were dead!"
"I got better."

 

[SonofaJohannes]

"I'm coughing up blood that ain't mine!"

 

[headshotcatcher]

"Whats that up there? I saw a picture once.. Is that.. Is that.. The sky!?! I'll be famous sometime, I saw the sky!"

Oh you cute little rascal you!

Fuck the Metro 2033 kid! That was my least favorite part of the game.

Why? It was rather adorable (since Artyom is quite a lot of a dick himself) and it felt really in place. Plus those creepy crawly things that were in those caves didn't really hurt anyway, I only got killed when trying to save myself and him from those explosives (I wanted to explode them with a grenade before snapping the tripwire, but apparently the grenades made the ceiling collapse, while the huge explosion from those explosive traps didn't.. )

Anyway it felt really organic and I was glad enough that he was on my back instead of following me around

Firstly, how is Artyom a dick, he's undertaking a perilous journey to save everything he's ever known or loved and more. Also while that chapter was a huge turning point in the story, Artyom's transformation from a boy to a man, a point where he no longer needed protection from others and began to help those weaker than himself, but that kid was also fucking annoying.

Ok, /my/ Artyom's a dick but yeah I just felt it was a touching part, and eventhough the voice acting on the kid was kinda bad it (like everything else in the game) just felt so organic and right.. Idk either

 

[Tartarga]

"There's only one thing real about this world and that's us! The players! Getting stronger and defeating others! That's the way this game is played!" -Haseo.

My favorite line from .Hack//G.U. volume 1. It's funny because it's true.

 

[Lonan]

"They have come for our blood, but they will drown in their own!"
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

"Before diplomacy, there were soldiers!"
Mass Effect

 

[Neverhoodian]

"WWWITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"

-Psyker, Dawn of War