Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[Mallefunction]

Don't care, going with Bioshock :3

"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She WON'T... STAY... STILL! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out WRONG! That one... too fat! This one... too tall! This one... too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder? He's ugly. Ugly! UGLY! UGLY!"

 

[Gregg Lonsdale]

What's your point in all of this? Survival? Well then the last thing you want to do is hurt me...
Surprised there hasn't been more GLaDOS in here yet.

 

[Jodah]

Relax, helping people and killing people are what I'm best at. -Smartass Hawke response

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"Look Rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in METAL BOXES THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! We, we should take away their METAL BOXES!

 

[redisforever]

Any one of Reznov's lines in World at War. They make me feel...strong? I don't know. Gary Oldman is awesome.

 

[Outright Villainy]

'War has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. War has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. War has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. War has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.'

I really like this one, from Metal Gear Solid 4.

Don't forget this classic, also from MGS4

"It even rained on the day I was born"
"You're wrong, you were the lightning in that rain, you can still shine through the darkness."

Spoiler

 

[FallenTraveler]

"How are you, because I'm a potato." *slow clap* "Oh good that still works."

 

[Fbuh]

"Son of a submariner!" - Kefka

Best. Line. Ever. Kefka was basically the Joker with magic, and therefore the coolest bad guy ever.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Spartans never die, they just go missing in action.- Halo reach. Damn fine game.

 

[Nenad]

I was reading Planescape Torment novel recently so I'll go with "WHEN A THING SEALS ITSELF AGAINST ITS OWN DESTRUCTION, IT MERELY DIES A DIFFERENT DEATH." and "Endure. In enduring, grow strong."

 

[T-Bone24]

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of so-

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Can it wait for a bi-

Can i-

 

[GreyKnight3445]

would you kindly pick up that radio?

 

[Zoard]

Cat: Meow!

Khallos: Me and my p**** are going to have lots of fun.

Good ol Timesplitters.

 

[rebmcr]

GLaDOS: "Well, I guess this is the part where he kills us..."
Wheatley: "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
CHAPTER NINE: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
Achievement Unlocked! The Part Where He Kills You

 

[Lenny Magic]

"Your gold reserves are running low!"

Also I don't understand the no Bioshock rule, it has many fantastic quotes, why exclude it? :/

 

[Atticus89]

"That was too close. You were almost a Jill sandwich."

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

"if the laws of physics no longer apply, god help you."

This was the line from portal 2 that made me pause the game, and cry. For about 2-3 minutes i was bent over in hysterics.

or the agency fella in crackdown 2 "heh heh... 'SPLOSION"

 

[wammnebu]

we must dissent

 

[Dragoon]

Mass Effect 2- "Sir Issac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space!"

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Bishop from Neverwinter Nights 2

Spoiler

I don?t like obligations like that. Or obligations like you.

This basicly is the TL;DR version of his character.

Also, Sand, from the same game, is full of them

Player: Where shall that meeting take place?
Sand: Someplace in the middle of nowhere, no doubt.
Grobnar: Is there really such a place?
Sand: Oh yes, Grobnar, and it's between your ears

Sand: Yes, well, as tempting as the offer to become one of the many shadow reavers we have already slain is, I shall pass. Not much future, you see - for you or them.

Sand: Seems my exceptional wit and cunning instinct for verbal duels has landed me in trouble yet again

Sand: I suggest you not try my patience any further than you have or I might accidentally fire a magic missile into your face

*black smoke rises up out of the ground*
Sand: Ah... this would be the "impending" part of our impending doom

Sand: Well, at best, they will put you on trial - or what seems to be one, then execute you. At worst, they will dispense with the courtroom mockery and execute you as soon as you step within the gate. And when I say "execute," do not think it will be one clean chop of a headman's axe... Luskans have all sorts of inventive ways for executing prisoners that is not best to describe on a full stomach

Sand: I derive pleasure from clarification

Sir Nevalle: Why Captain, don't we all live to serve Neverwinter?
Sand: Under penalty of death

Sand: This chattering madness is something I would like to subject Grobnar to, if only to make him understand what it's like to listen to him

But the best one?

Judge: And you, Sand? Anything more you wish to add that you did not say in the first three hours?
Sand: Only that the dress the ambassador is wearing is clearly out of fashion, a blatant attempt to distract the court from the matter at hand, and is more appropriate for a Docks prostitute than a diplomatic envoy. Thank you