I represent a lost sale of {i]Mass Effect 3[/i] with this news.
I hope it's a Michael take, I hope Shepherd lands in a meadow with a happiness gun (it fires rainbows) that when fired at someone makes all their hopes and dreams come true.
I also hope there's chocolate waterfalls, marshmallow clouds, a smiley face Sun, two friendly gophers and a big sign saying "Reapers are gone, but before they left they rebuilt Earth and everything else they may have coincidentally ruined including the vase on Normandy"
Everyone who died is alive again. Joker doesn't have brittle bone anymore. Fully interactive explicit sex scenes with Liara. No Jessica Chobot. Ashley back to minger mode. ETC
I hope it's a Michael take, I hope Shepherd lands in a meadow with a happiness gun (it fires rainbows) that when fired at someone makes all their hopes and dreams come true.
I also hope there's chocolate waterfalls, marshmallow clouds, a smiley face Sun, two friendly gophers and a big sign saying "Reapers are gone, but before they left they rebuilt Earth and everything else they may have coincidentally ruined including the vase on Normandy"
Everyone who died is alive again. Joker doesn't have brittle bone anymore. Fully interactive explicit sex scenes with Liara. No Jessica Chobot. Ashley back to minger mode. ETC