Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

So you are the stationary cupboard gigolo

No, I'm the copy room copulationist.

 

[Silence]

I've not yet hit any kind of writer's block.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm running for President

 

[Brownie80]

I'm your running mate.

 

[Barbas]

I'm running on biscuits.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm Spartacus

 

[dalek sec]

I slept great last night.

 

[Barbas]

I filled a pillow with M&Ms and got the best night's sleep in ten years.

 

[Albino Boo]

I hacked Barbas's phone and stole pictures of his M&Ms

 

[FPLOON]

That is so true!

 

[Fijiman]

I AM POTATO LORD!

 

[Barbas]

I wish I had a bowl of apricots.

 

[Albino Boo]

I AM THE LORD THY GOLDFISH AND THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GOLDFISH

 

[FPLOON]

I bowl a smoke...

 

[Barbas]

I AM THE LORD THY GOLDFISH AND THOU SHALT NOT HAVE ANY OTHER GOLDFISH

The dark lord of Myballs will see to this pretender.

 

[dalek sec]

I hate the following song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4ueaD22hg8

 

[Barbas]

I can see the thread.

 

[Cooky Wooky]

I have a body that would shame 70s Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[reg42]

I have been watching you for the past 5 years.

 

[Fijiman]

I have a body that would shame 70s Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Your username is stupid.