Blatant Lies

[Barbas]

There are new rules and that means its time for me to say goodbye to the Escapist.

Okay, see you on Pluto.

 

[Albino Boo]

There are new rules and that means its time for me to say goodbye to the Escapist.

Okay, see you on Pluto.

I arrest you both for what you are doing to that poor dog

 

[Barbas]

I arrest you both for what you are doing to that poor dog

That's not a dog, it's a cat, so that makes it okay.

 

[Albino Boo]

I'm having a wild passionate affair with Daffy Duck

 

[Barbas]

I'm in love with Bugs Bunny.

 

[Fijiman]

Twin Peaks plot is too simple

Twin Peaks is terrible. It makes me happy that I still haven't finished the series.

 

[Barbas]

Twin Peaks is terrible. It makes me happy that I still haven't finished the series.

Speaking of TV shows, Foyle's War sucks a load of balls.

 

[Albino Boo]

Speaking of TV shows, Foyle's War sucks a load of balls.

I thought this thread was called blatant lies. Thats just true

 

[Barbas]

I thought this thread was called blatant lies. Thats just true

Well, I've been nicking your bins, so who's laughing now? Me, I think.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

Milkshakes are sexist.

 

[Barbas]

Milkshakes are sexist.

Cirrus clouds are a Nazi plot.

 

[n0e]

The earth is flat and every image of Earth ever photographed is a massive conspiracy between all space capable nations to fool people into thinking it's a sphere. The only person who can save us from this massive hoax is our lord and savior, Donald Trump. May his 8 year reign begin in 2017.

 

[Albino Boo]

I frequently wonder if the escapist staff wear gimp suits at work

 

[Barbas]

I frequently wonder if the escapist staff wear gimp suits at work

The entire basement level is one massive sex dungeon and menagerie.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm getting the right amount of sleep.

 

[Barbas]

I love spider invasions.

 

[n0e]

I frequently wonder if the escapist staff wear gimp suits at work

only on Fridays

 

[Barbas]

Every member of the moderation team is required to dress in banana yellow on Wednesdays.

 

[Albino Boo]

I find Russian Mods super sexy

 

[Barbas]

I find German mods irresistible. I think it's the accent.