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Sparrow

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Sam Mendes is definitely an interesting choice, hopefully he'll be able to bring out the old Bond we all know and love. Alternatively, hopefully we'll get something a bit better than QoS. That was so amazingly average I don't even remember the plot.
 

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I didn't like Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, so I'm not particularly happy they're making another one.

I'd really rather they just renamed the main character to "Not James Bond". Then I would watch the movies with lesser reasons to nipick.
 

manythings

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Blitzwing said:
manythings said:
Maybe they have talent but they were the wrong kind of writers? Some things that are shit factories have good staff doing the wrong jobs (Batman: The Brave and the Bold springs to mind).

Off topic but what exactly is wrong with Brave and the Bold?
And my reply is; what is right with it? It's like they took Batman and said, "You know what this needs? To be like shitty, psuedo-anime. That'll get the kids to watch!" The dialogue is awful, the voice acting is worse. The only saving grace is, in a scant few (I haven never watched a whole season), I have seen some interesting ideas. Like the parallel dimension where all heroes were villains and vice versa. Owl Man was retarded but the inclusion of the Red Hood was pretty cool.

JourneyThroughHell said:
I didn't like Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, so I'm not particularly happy they're making another one.

I'd really rather they just renamed the main character to "Not James Bond". Then I would watch the movies with lesser reasons to nipick.
Well you can't exactly say Bond has been consistant over the years. There is the whole idea that there is no "James Bond" it's just the codename that is taken up by the next guy after the previous 007 retires or dies.
 

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God please, please, PLEASE make it a James Bond film this time. QoS was all over the place and just dull. I liked CR so it was a real jar for me. I always liked Craig as he actually seems to be an upper class, emotionless machine, like what Bonds suppose to be. QoS just tried to cram emotion into a character it really doesnt belong in, I know hes human but hes also been trained to handle any situation with his job in mind first. I mean Craig was still fairly cold in the film but the new situations were different from the norm so felt really weird. Heres hoping we get the witty, charming yet cold Bond back.
 

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Zekksta said:
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Matt_LRR said:
Seriously? QoS and CR were written by the same guys that did (the absolutley abominable) Die Another Day? Did they somehow grow talent in the intervening years?
*Slaps*

NO!

Anything with Pierce Brosman In it is instantly awesome, how dare you disagree with this blasphemy!
HAH

YES!

Pierce BrosNAN rocks something chronic.
Im 21, so by the stars that makes him my Bond AND I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS, HE ROCKS, screw you 25 year olds and your Timathy Dalton and your Roger Moore... I cant say that they rocked to, still gotta luv me some Pierce, God dammit Mumma Mia why, WHY!?!
 

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Y'know who would make a great James Bond?
Clive Owen
Nah... I can't say I see it. Not that I don't think Clive Owen is awesome, but he's not really suave. I mean, it's not like he's got chiselled features and I can't see a tux suiting him at all.

OT:

Yay? Better be as good as Casino Royale was. QoS was pretty shit.
 

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Everyone gets so worked up about Craig not being the 'real bond'. Seriously, quit with the nostalgia and judge the films on their own merits. If you want the traditional bond of the 60's, watch a 60's bond movie. 2011 just isn't the time of volcano bases, playboy women and hairy chested swingers.
 

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I hope it's good, Quantum of Solace was horrible. Which was so disappointing because of how good Casino Royale was.
 

Lisa Cerilli

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Wait a minute... Waaaaaait a minute... The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo isn't that old, and it's already getting a freakin remake? Give me a break.
 

FungiGamer

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manythings said:
JourneyThroughHell said:
I didn't like Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, so I'm not particularly happy they're making another one.

I'd really rather they just renamed the main character to "Not James Bond". Then I would watch the movies with lesser reasons to nipick.
Well you can't exactly say Bond has been consistant over the years. There is the whole idea that there is no "James Bond" it's just the codename that is taken up by the next guy after the previous 007 retires or dies.
"You Only Live Twice reveals Bond is the son of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond, of Glencoe, and a Swiss mother, Monique Delacroix, of the Canton de Vaud."

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir, although to give you credit it is the only way I think they could potentially explain all this after that pointless and chronological screw up that was mentioning September 11th in Casino Royale...

I must say however as a long time Bond fan that I'm happy a lot of people can see through the new films for the abominations they are; I literally cried throughout the entire film by how god awful it was and how it destroyed what little was left of the franchise remaining from Casino Royale, even if it was the best of all the Casino Royale adaptations so far
 

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FungiGamer said:
"You Only Live Twice reveals Bond is the son of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond, of Glencoe, and a Swiss mother, Monique Delacroix, of the Canton de Vaud."

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir, although to give you credit it is the only way I think they could potentially explain all this after that pointless and chronological screw up that was mentioning September 11th in Casino Royale...

I must say however as a long time Bond fan that I'm happy a lot of people can see through the new films for the abominations they are; I literally cried throughout the entire film by how god awful it was and how it destroyed what little was left of the franchise remaining from Casino Royale, even if it was the best of all the Casino Royale adaptations so far
So you're going to tell me that an intelligence agency can't fabricate a history? The kind of thing a secret agent needs. A false history that obfuscates the true facts about the agent making it harder to attack him personally.
 

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What I liked about Casino Royal was that it was more like the book in which he really didn't have any gadgets the entire time. Bond's gadgets (and a lot of his charm) didn't come until later in the series and since the new movies are set earlier in his career, it makes sense that both have been down played. Expect more toys and charm as it progresses.
 

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Matt_LRR said:
That Guy Who Phails said:
Matt_LRR said:
Seriously? QoS and CR were written by the same guys that did (the absolutley abominable) Die Another Day? Did they somehow grow talent in the intervening years?
*Slaps*

NO!

Anything with Pierce Brosman in it is instantly awesome, how dare you disagree with this blasphemy!
Anything with Brosnan named "Goldeneye" "The Matador" or "Remmington Steele", you mean. DAD was a fucking trainwreck - and eaily the worst film with the bond name attached.

(and that's the last I'll say on the subject so as not to totally derail the comment thread.)

-m
While totally offtopic, I would like to say "The Matador" was an AWESOME film. I've watched it several times.


OT; Meh. I'm not into Daniel Craig. I've always been the person that thinks bond should be sauve and cunning. I don't think he should run around and punch stuff like he's on a roid rage.
I don't mind Bond being blonde though.
 

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Matt_LRR said:
Seriously? QoS and CR were written by the same guys that did (the absolutley abominable) Die Another Day? Did they somehow grow talent in the intervening years?

-m
Well Casino Royale was based on the Ian Flemming novel, so they had something to work with.
 

devildog1170

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FungiGamer said:
manythings said:
JourneyThroughHell said:
I didn't like Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, so I'm not particularly happy they're making another one.

I'd really rather they just renamed the main character to "Not James Bond". Then I would watch the movies with lesser reasons to nipick.
Well you can't exactly say Bond has been consistant over the years. There is the whole idea that there is no "James Bond" it's just the codename that is taken up by the next guy after the previous 007 retires or dies.
"You Only Live Twice reveals Bond is the son of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond, of Glencoe, and a Swiss mother, Monique Delacroix, of the Canton de Vaud."

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir, although to give you credit it is the only way I think they could potentially explain all this after that pointless and chronological screw up that was mentioning September 11th in Casino Royale...

I must say however as a long time Bond fan that I'm happy a lot of people can see through the new films for the abominations they are; I literally cried throughout the entire film by how god awful it was and how it destroyed what little was left of the franchise remaining from Casino Royale, even if it was the best of all the Casino Royale adaptations so far
Wasn't the first actor (Sean Connery) scottish? Maybe his history is like a nod towards Sean's ridiculous role.
 

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JourneyThroughHell said:
I didn't like Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, so I'm not particularly happy they're making another one.

I'd really rather they just renamed the main character to "Not James Bond". Then I would watch the movies with lesser reasons to nipick.
He really just is Generic Action Hero #714 in the past two films.
I don't understand how people think Daniel craig is a good actor. He's got such a flat affect in every movie I've seen him in. This is a sin in a Bond movie, where one of the defining characteristics of the hero is his charisma.

I stand by my previous comments. Daniel craig is the English Keanu Reeves.