British Government Proposes Universal Ban on Net Porn

Dr.Fantastic

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Why cant the think of the children crowd just watch there own damn kids instead of punishing adults for wanting to see tits on the internet. I found one of my dads playboys when I was 11, And look now. Im dont skin kittens or some other sick shit so these people can eat my(explitive deleted)! My parents had no trouble watching me at all(except those days when I would get home from school and my dad would be working and my mom would be doing errands). The parents just need to get off there fat asses and see if little timmy is whacking it in the next room(my dad was pissed when he found out I took one of his playboys).
 

SSoneill

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Oh no my p0rns! Someone get Anonymous on the phone and tell them to unleash the pedobear (tell them to fight snow later, PRIORITIES PEOPLE)
 

wizard_joe88

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yeah, I know this sounds good on paper for all the politicians, but I can hardly imagine how embarrassing life will get for some of the porn watchers in the U.K
"Hello, I'm here to tell you I watch porn, put it on my internet please."
"Tom!? Is that you?"
"Aunt Nancy?"
^worst case scenario, right there folks
but in all reality, the internet was, in my opinion to be a free space, so people can do what ever they want(be it porn, catch up on the news, blogging, etc.) without anyone knowing, just saying, if I watched porn on the internet, I wouldn't like having to tell some random guy on the phone about it, just saying
 

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The idea was the brainchild of Conservative MP Claire Perry, who used the classic "as a mother" line to open her call for greater regulation of the internet.
Oh what a surprise. I swear the Tories come up with more of these shit ideas than the other two parties.
 

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Jesus Christ. What does the Western world become next? Fucking China?!

This is just stupid. "Oh, but think of the children!" No, let the parents think of their own children, don't do the protecting for them.

God, people are fucking stupid.
 

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I agree completely, except of course they already declined the .xxx domain because they wouldnt be able to access violent/child/animal/illegal porn inside that domain space.

By they I mean politicians.

Otherwise I completely agree, I object to going on webistes & being hit with porn banners. If I want porn Ill look for it. If your underage you shouldnt be exposed to porn your not actively seeking, and if your parents dont want you on porn sites theyll deny your access.

I see no problem with it.
 

Wintermoot

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arent there PROGRAMS to BLOCK porn? I wonder if the men in the British Governement realy want this
 

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honestly whats wrong with kids seeing porn. its a part of life and it may not be the best of tools but it helps and educates. it teaches about how to do it and how to be stealth'ee enough to not get court. i saw porn at the age of 10 and it has helped me for years. i cant get a girl, at all i have tried for years but because of my grotesque face and annoying personality no girl will want this so porn is my only option and i realllly cant afford a hooker a day when i have the internet. and opt in to get out is so very wrong and a total violation of my privacy and it it just seems so wrong.
 

Sovereignty

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Nice fail UK. Nice fail.


Seriously though. Having to say "Yeah I want the porn." It's a lot like when I bought my premier cable package.

The cute sounding rep on the phone with me giggled and went, "So.. You can get the playboy channel for free, do you want that included?" And after her giggle I went, "Well yeah!" And she kind of went silent.

Is it really so odd that a man wants the playboy channel? I think it'd be more disturbing if I specifically requested HGTV or some crap.

But if I had to do that for the internet... Man.


"Would you like hardcore clown porn available? It's free, but I need to know if you want it." "Well... Yeah........"
 

WolfEdge

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Aha... Ahahaha.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA... Whoo, boy! THAT'S a good one.

I thought Britain was a bit more forgiving when it came to these kinds of things. I was under the impression that things like nudity and the like weren't nearly as big a deal as they are in the US.

Maybe pornography falls under a different mindset.
 

TheEndlessSleep

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We missed our chance to 'protect the children' in the Naughties.

Now the current generation of 13-18 year olds watch more porn than any of thier counterparts before them.

Children know about seedy, dirty stuff, it's part of the world now and people need to get over it.
 

FretfulGnome

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God forbid little Billy see a pair of tits. This doesn't even make any sense. Parents should have to call their ISP to REMOVE access to porn, not the other way around...

If this passes I can just see Conservatives here in the US following suit.
 

Navarone9942

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The problem with something like this is that when its all said and done, sites like DeviantArt will more than likely end up on a black list and I'll be damned before a request access to dA. As I've said for years, its time we got rid of the government, cause they are all a bunch of scare mongers and megalomaniacs trying to control the populous. ONWARDS TO 1984!!!
 

Vrach

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Giest4life said:
I'm all for not educating minors on titties, but this I don't buy. This may sound bitter, but I'm really looking forward to the time when most of the "think of the children" crowd is six-feet under.
I'm personally looking forward to the time when uttering the phrase "think of the children", "as a mother" or anything similar will be punishable by law. Preferably one that requires you to wear one of these sweaters: