British Gymnast Makes Rest of Humanity Look Fat, Lazy

Danny Ocean

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See? Mirror's edge isn't impossible.


Although, having said that, the nonchalance of the the surrounding gymnasts, along with my observations, suggests that he's just a good gymnast who is fecking awesome at flips.

That's it.

And yes, I'm jealous, but that doesn't detract from the above point!

Besides, I can do some tricks, too!

His skill simply comes from practice and strength, like the top martial artists. Just imagine if this was your hobby and your job! You'd be awesome in no time at all!
 

rosac

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wow...

he could be such a good bank robber.

I mean, he can jump into an open topped car from standing still, jump through small gaps in fences and flip over peoples heads.

wow.

rosac

p.s wall jump anyone? :)
 

oliveira8

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Danny Ocean said:
See? Mirror's edge isn't impossible.


Although, having said that, the nonchalance of the the surrounding gymnasts, along with my observations, suggests that he's just a good gymnast who is fecking awesome at flips.

That's it.

And yes, I'm jealous, but that doesn't detract from the above point!

Besides, I can do some tricks, too!
Falling on your ass is not a trick.
 

Danny Ocean

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oliveira8 said:
Danny Ocean said:
See? Mirror's edge isn't impossible.


Although, having said that, the nonchalance of the the surrounding gymnasts, along with my observations, suggests that he's just a good gymnast who is fecking awesome at flips.

That's it.

And yes, I'm jealous, but that doesn't detract from the above point!

Besides, I can do some tricks, too!
Falling on your ass is not a trick.
You havn't seen how elegantly I fall on my ass!
 

A.A.K

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Indigo_Dingo said:
What is the point of showing this except to make us feel depressed and/or more than a little homicidal towards this guy?
oliveira8 said:
Oh my! Its the Prince of Persia!

Also...is the song in the video the worst remix of the entry cinematic music of FF8?
mm....yes...
and to add something of my own, we ARE fat and lazy. lol
 

oliveira8

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Danny Ocean said:
oliveira8 said:
Danny Ocean said:
See? Mirror's edge isn't impossible.


Although, having said that, the nonchalance of the the surrounding gymnasts, along with my observations, suggests that he's just a good gymnast who is fecking awesome at flips.

That's it.

And yes, I'm jealous, but that doesn't detract from the above point!

Besides, I can do some tricks, too!
Falling on your ass is not a trick.
You havn't seen how elegantly I fall on my ass!
Videos or didn't happen!
 

Sir Ollie

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You do realise all English people can do this, right?

How do you think we won so many wars without any guns?
Trench warfare wasn't a problem for us Brits! we just backflipped our way to victory.
 

Signa

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What the hell is with the 1:57 mark? I didn't think that was possible!
 

Scary_Bob

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Well he may have moves like PoP meets Mirrors edge but at least I still have my hair!

Seriously though, this guy is at the very limit of what humanity can physically achieve. Awesomeness!

Edit: Actually, thinking about it, he probably just willed his hair away to make himself more aerodynamic.
 

Pipotchi

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Sparrow Tag said:
You do realise all English people can do this, right?

How do you think we won so many wars without any guns?
This, its a nightmare trying to walk through London without guys like this trying to flip through the wheels of my bike
 

ConnorCool

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my friend knows him, and he is good, but a complete c**k apparently

still, I wish I could do it
 

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Yudas said:
He makes that real life mirrors edge guy look like a cripple. ok maybe not but that must have taken some serious practice.
Susan Arendt said:
When the Mirror's Edge movie gets made - and trust me, it will - this guy will undoubtedly be in it. And then I will buy the DVD of the movie and watch it in slow-motion. Many times. Yes.

Hawwwwwwwwwwwwt.
This guy makes Mirror's Edge look like kid's play, Neo look like a crippled retard and spiderman look like a pussy...

On a scale of 1 to 10 in awesome, this shit hit like, 50... This is past surreal...
 

Nivag the Owl

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This guy makes Jet Li films look plausible.

0:25 - 0:29 is the most awesome ninja move I've ever seen.
 

Jharry5

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That was majorly impressive.
Some of those things looked like they shouldn't be possible...
 

T'Generalissimo

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Why is it that the same sports video games are released year after year, but there's no Damien Walters is Fucking Awesome 2009?
 

Guitar Gamer

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dammit! it's really too bad that the rest of the ninja's are gonna kill him for revealing their secret moves